I ban Crest for not giving me any of her sweet, delicious, amazing rum!

I ban Jack for not wanting mine. *slides rum across table*

I ban Davy for giving me rum that your monster has touched. I'm not that desperate. Yet.

I ban Jack. You sure? This stuff is fifty year old rum! Good stuff!

I ban Davy for tempting me. Not going to drink it unless you sign this contract ensuring that the monster has NEVER touched this rum bottle or it's contents, or even contaminated it in anyway at any point in time. If you disobey this agreement, my rage ghost friends have the right to hunt you down and destroy you. Just sign here, here, here, and initial here.

I ban Chimera mah Fireskull sista! Welcome back to POF!

I also ban Jack. Signed here, here, here, and initialed there. The Monster never never touched the rum bottle or it's contents, or contaminated it in anyway at any point in time. I promise matey. ;) Have some rum

I ban Davy for not signing in blood.

Welcome back Chimera. :)

I ban Crest for reminding me. I'll certainly do that next time!

I also thank Davy, and take some swigs out of the rum he has given me.

I ban Jack. Please, enjoy the rum!

I ban Davy for not providing a reason to ban me, and then I withdraw my ban, for he has given me rum.

I ban Jack, who has now gulped down several bottles of my rum. The Monster never contaminated it, but guess what? I did!

PWNED

I ban Davy for daring to do that!

I then choke on the tainted rum.

SELF-PWNAGE.

Yes I admit to being pwned.

I ban Jack. Hey! Look on the bright side! At least it wasn't The Monster's!

I ban Davy for I'm still choking.