I ban Jack. I ban Crest. I ban everyone.

I ban Sharky for going... *gulp*... THERE

I ban Crest's use of italics/bold/underline.

I also ban Jack for not wanting to be my apprentice! You know that that would mean slowly becoming immune to The Monster's disease, Billyitis. After a lot of pain of course....

I ban Davy for thinking anyone becomes completely immune. You just get used to it.

I ban Crest. The only way you can become completely immune is if you share his blood... not to say you want a blood transfusion. That would be horrible if you weren't related to him... lets not go there.

I ban Crest for it's still a good idea to keep a 25 foot distance from him.

And Davy? Are you almost ready for our rhyming on page 41? Come on lad.. you must be had!

I ban Jack, of course I am ready! Now lets get to forty one, slow and steady!

I ban Davy for we can stop... on forty one we'll take it from the top.

I ban Jack for wanting to procrastinate.

I ban Davy for not realizing that in the dictionary the definition is as follows...

Procrastinator (Noun) - 1. Somebody who lays off things until a later date. 2. Jack Shipsteel.

I ban our new dictionary publisher! Good job Jack! Now you are going to make the ban book AND the POF dictionary!

I ban Jack for giving us an excerpt from his dictionary.

I ban Davy for not remembering Jack's first dictionary entries

I double ban Davy for not realizing the aptly named Wackie Jackie's Words for Weirdos Dictionary on my blog.

I ban Crest for reminding me. Thank ye!

I ban Jack. You expect me to remember two months back!? =.=

I ban Davy for letting the forums meddle with his mind.