I ban the noobanner for welcoming the "Noobanner."

I mega ban Stealth because Stormhawk isn't a Noobanner.

I ban SC for being extremely late on that ban.

I ban you all for picking on Storm for being what you guys would call a "noobanner". He's more of a "Retired banner".

I ban everyone for banning and then I ban myself for banning.
P.S. We should make a sub-forum for the ban game

I ban blaster, Stormhawk, and Roger, our newest, fresh meat.

Did I say fresh meat? I meant Noobanners!

I ban the obsession with subforums and the lack of acknowledgment that Storm is still not a noobanner.

I ban Crestshot because if you are gone that long, you're banning infamy drops, much like PvP infamy drops in game.

I also ban Roger for thinking we should get a subforum for one thread... although maybe a usergroup would be cool...

I ban Crest because I said Storm isn't a noobanner....

I ban Davy for posting before me.

I ban CST for banning the former couple... Awkward!

I ban TSC for dwelling in the past.

I ban TSC for making this awkward.

I ban Davy for posting before me again.

I ban CST and Davy because the past serve as basis for the present.