I ban myself, because I just posted twice without anyone answering...

I also ban Davy for thinking that banning yourself is unreasonable. It is in fact, the most reasonable thing in the world!

An adopted squirrel is a pet. I ban you.

I ban Hammy, because it is history because I had a squirrel as a son before in the 1800s... which also brings us back to history again!

I ban Jack for intentionally making it history... and talking about history by mentioning it!

I ban Hammy for not banning a specific person. Is there even a guy named You on these forums? Probably, but he probably doesn't even come on.... and, actually the greenish meat tastes good.

I ban Hammy, because without history, we wouldn't know about squirrels being sons! And, I wouldn't know how the greenish meat came to be... wait, I still don't know...

i ban dog for your bans (and those of the rest of you made me leave) made me leave

I ban Jack because if I was banning someone named "You" it would be capitalized. I now ban You.

I ban Hammy for probably making another post, but I can't see it yet...

I ban Jack for being correct. I ban myself because I am hungry and need a cookie. brb :D

I ban Hammy, because you're not even banning me. I think you need to go back to English class and learn about Proper Nouns again.

I ban Hammy, because I had cookie cravings before... give me your cookie! - eats Hammy's cookie - Aww, wait, this is oatmeal raisin!

i ban jack for expecting decent grammar in the ban game

I ban Hammy because he probably just got another cookie, and ate it in the closet... I know you're in there!

I skip ban Jack because it is not oatmeal raisin. idk what it is.

I ban Count, because you care about who has decent grammar. At least it's me! And, I like to takes risks... like eating the greenish meat.

I ban Jack for thinking I don't have decent grammar.