I ban Crest for skipping meh

I ban JULES!

I ban PJ because it was fully intentional.

I ban Crest because im bored

I ban J for being bored.

I ban PJ for not going to do something productive

I ban Crest for skipping JULES!

I ban PJ for changing is animated avvie.

I ban chatting in here and breaking the rules. And for not including me in this proposition.

TSC.... You are banned

I ban BBX for using my old ban style.

I ban TSC for having his own ban style... So what is mine then?

I ban Jules for not knowing her own style :O

...elyts nwo reh wonk seod seluJ gniwonk ton rof XBB nab I












I ban BBX for not knowing Jules does know her own style....

I ban Muffin for bringing a new way of banning to the stage.

I ban Crest because of all of these styles...

I ban Jules because she ran away looking for El Firestack...

I ban Crest because <<insert reason here>>.

I ban Sven because I feel sad he isn't in game anymore.

I ban Jules because dang it, I keep forgetting to PM you

I ban Crest for being forgetful... and for building the suspense! lol

I ban Jules because it is sent. Now go read and consider.

I ban Crest and Jules holding a conversation in the ban game.

I ban Sven because that's the way things are.

I ban Sven because it's not a conversation... It was information.

I ban PG09.

I ban SOS.

I ban the poster below me.

I ban the poster above AND below me.

I ban all posters.

I ban all ninja posers

I ban the lurking ninja.

...seluJ nab I

I ban backwards bannin

...gninnab sdrawkcab fo gninnab eht nab I

I ban annoying posting styles that are clearly against POF rules.

I ban TSC as backup.

Sheesh I was just trying to have some fun... -_-

-_-...nuf emos evah ot gniyrt stuj saw I hseehS

And I ban both of you for messing up my fun.

.nuf ym pu gnissem rof uoy fo htob nab I dnA

I ban Nate for providing translation.

I ban Crest because if I do that then can I still do it?

?ti od llits I nac neht taht od I fi esuaceb tserC nab I

I ban Nate because you would have to ask a veteran POFer about it

I ban Crest because ... Because... Because I want to do that!

I ban Nate because that's what we have PMs for

I ban Crest because I was talking about backwards banning.

I ban Nate because....*sigh*.....I give him permission to backwards ban....with translations

YES!!!!!!!!!! VICTORY!!!! I ban you for allowing this ludicrous thing upon me!

!em nopu hniht suorcidul siht gniwolla rof uoy nab I !!!!YROTCIV !!!!!!!!!!SEY

I ban Nate for being hyper without having a hyper mood. No more rum for you mate.

I ban Nate because Crest is not a mod to give such permissions. You might get banned for real. At least a warning. Stay safe.

I ban TSC because he's providing translations, so I think he's safe.

If I get banned I suppose I will stop. :'( So I ban TSC and skip Crest for telling Crest she might get banned because she was just trying to let me have some fun. If anybody should get banned for real it should be me...

I ban Nate because this is what the rules say, just so ya know and decide for yourself.

"This refers to posting styles which make it hard to read and/or comprehend what a user is attempting to state on their post(s). Mods and other users must be able to read and understand what you are posting...These types of posts will be removed from the forums or edited by a mod. "

Just go back and edit the ones without the regular writing mate

I ban Nate because no one said otherwise. I am telling you to stay safe.

I ban TSC because I thank him for the warning...

I ban Naters for being polite

I ban Crest for trying to get Nate in trouble.

I ban TSC because I'm going to stop...

I ban Nate because its only for your own good. I must take care of my ban gang.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa ... Did I just hear BAN GANG? I'm in it? Shweet... I ban you for leading me in that direction...

I ban Nate because you are a regular here that makes you part of the group. Not in the Fearsome 4. But part of the group nonetheless.

Cool. My plan is to make the Fearsome 4 the Fearsome 5 soon... Hey I just realized I have 810 posts overall. Sweet. So that means... 521 in the Activities lol

I ban Nate because people will hate us tomorrow when they see a lot of new posts.

Lol I ban TSC because the forecast tomorrow is 100% chance of people hating us.

I ban because I am calling it a night.

Ah man... I ban you because I bid you a good night's sleep.

I ban Nate (Rebel) Swordwalker

I ban PJ. The Englishman. Tip tip, cheerio! Aye, mate?

Aye Lad I am now going to start speaking old english

And I'm gonna start talking like... umm... idk

I ban thou Nate for being a Rebel? What on Earth is a rebel?

Um... Ever heard of Star Wars? They are the good guys in Star Wars.

And I am not banning you this time because if you never heard of Star Wars then I am saving my super ban for you.

I ban Nate because PJ hasn't appeared yet, soo...but I Know Star Wars, so I am protecting myself from the superban

You had better... Methinks the superban will make me the NUMBER ONE MASTER BANNER of POF history!!!

And if you doubt me, you will get the SECOND SUPERBAN EVER.

I know Starwars lol

I BAN SMARTIES!!!!!! THEY MAKE YOU HYPER!!!!!!

Well then, that is good! Oh PJ, what time is it over there? 10 in the morning? 9? Lemme know. I will superban you if you don't.

I also ban Smarties...

At the bottom of the forums there is a clock and it says all times are GMT and thats my timezone

Well I set my timezone to... well, my timezone. So... I'm gonna guess around noon right now? 4:30 a.m. here... And I ban you for not just telling me what time it is.

I ban Nate because yea its 12:05pm

i ban PJ for leaving the land of moving avvies while i was gone

I ban Pip for not knowing that its moving so fast you just cant see it

I ban Pirate_J for wanting to rule britannia.

I ban CA for i am English and for calling me Pirate_J and not Pirate J, Pirate, J, PJ, Lord Pirate, Lord J, Sir Pirate J, Sir J, Sir Pirate, The Awsome Siggy Maker, The Awsome Animator, The English Dude, ECT.

I ban J for that little football conversation we had.

I ban TSC for I enjoyed that little football conversation we had

I ban J because the party starts in a few days.

W00T a party isn' t England Vs. USA soon

I ban PJ for being a first mate, not a captain

I ban Crest because...

I am just a man.
I do the things I can.
There is capacity for I am a human.
Cars and radios.
Television codes.
Noisy animals jam transmissions.
I will go to work just like Captain Kirk.
I will hear the noise the standard feedback.
I will smell Cheetos.
That is how it goes.
And then the nachos in my head explode, yeah!

And then he had a meltdown.
He had a meltdown!
He didn't wanna, he didn't wanna have a meltdown but he had one.
And then he had a meltdown.
He had a meltdown!
Well he was tryin',really really tryin' not to have one but he had one!

I cannot control.
I am overload.
So many of these things can control me.
There is Murphy's law.
There is Newton's law.
Things go wrong and then they then fall down on me.
Why so many things change around me?
What?
My comfort zone has been invaded.
It has come to this and no I must.
And now I must surgically remove myself!

And then he had a meltdown.
He had a meltdown!
He didn't wanna, he didn't wanna have a meltdown but he had one.
And then he had a meltdown.
He had a meltdown!
Well he was tryin',really really tryin' not to have one but he had one!

I suggest You Double The Intensity!

And then he had a meltdown.
He had a meltdown!
He didn't wanna, he didn't wanna have a meltdown but he had one.
And then he had a meltdown.
He had a meltdown!
Well he was tryin',really really tryin' not to have one but he had one!

And then he had a meltdown.
He had a meltdown!
He didn't wanna, he didn't wanna have a meltdown but he had one.
And then he had a meltdown.
He had a meltdown!
Well he was tryin',really really tryin' not to have one but he had one!

I ban the extensive song lyrics (by Aquabats)

I ban Crest for proving why she is a Master Banner.

:O -Drops Dead-

I ban PJ for dying. Don't leave me buddy! C'mon! *does CPR*

I ban Crest for practicing without a license and .. OMG Skirata... what was that???/

I ban Kat for not having a 4th ? and having a slash in its place.

I ban Nate for believing it was mistakenly there/

I ban Crest because I just left Spanish Muerta... :( :( :( :(

I ban Nate because I'm almost there too....it's cool buddy

I ban Crest because it is hard for me to handle...

I ban Nate because life goes on.

I ban Crest because Svenny Boy is lurking.

I ban TSC for noticing Sven.

I ban Jules for noticing Sven too.