granted but you can't get back on the internet

i wish i could fly

Granted, but when you are not invisible, I ban you. :D

I wish I could be invisible all the time, and that paint makes me more invisible, and you can't use voodoo to get me un-invisible because I used voodoo to make myself invisible.

granted but if anything touches you you die

i wish it was 2010

Granted... Just granted. It is 2010. Ok how about this one instead - Granted, but in 365 days, it is going to be 2011.

I wish that I didn't have to do homework.

granted but any homework after that is very hard

I wish for raven cove to come nex week

granted but a bug makes all your pirates level 1 with no guild and destroys your hard drive

i wish my ship wouldn't ever sink

granted but u can only have light sloop

i wish that i had el patron sword XD

Granted, but then every other pirate except you gets the other legendary blades.

Nate didnt wish. I fire him out of a cannon.

I wish for a black embellished vest.

granted but u have to pay 200k for it XD

I wish that we had the titanic as a ship choice

Granted, but it hits an iceberg and sinks.

I wish that we could sail to other seas in POTCO (Mediterranean, South China Sea, etc.)

granted granted but it takes a mouth in real life to get there

i wish the uk would give spain Gibraltar

Erm, Countainer, lets try to leave political stuff like that out of the forums. There are readers who may find offense to that, as there are people that have strong feelings toward things like that.

I wish for a disco party!

granted but u get beat up by him

i wish for a titanic that is icburg proof and is infused with red ghost invincibility

granted but its a chew toy

i wish for bacon

Granted, but its a chew toy. xD

I wish for a bottle of rum.

granted but it is overcooked

i wish we had pets and houses in-game XD

granted but you can't drink rum ever agian

i wish davy fireskull would stop pretending he likes rum

Granted, so I start actually liking it! :D

I wish that I could finally get the high score on Advanced Curveball, and the score is saved!

granted but flash will never work on your computor agian

i wish for FDR(preident franklin d rosevelt)

granted but your in north korea

i wish for a question mark

granted but its upside-down

i wish that that wish wasn't so random

Granted, but he doesn't like you. Sorry Chimera! xD

I wish.... for.... the.... yea....

Granted, but then you die.

I wish for a sundae...

Granted, you asked for it to be Sunday, right?

I wish for rum..

Granted, but it has worms in it. (Making it Tequila, no?) :P

I wish that I had a parrot that sat on my shoulder all day.

Granted, but it pecks you continuously.

I wish that Famed weapons were found more frequently.

granted but it will peak at yer head till u die

i wish for the update to come live this week

Granted, but the game will crash every time you log onto it.

I wish for the Mercers' Blades.

Granted, but Mercer hunts you down for them.

I wish that Mercer was actually in the game.

Granted, but he's the name of Jolly Roger's towel boy.

I wish for enough money to buy a SotL.

granted but it is the light sloop edition

i wish for more famed

Granted, but they all have attacks of 42.

I wish to catch all of the Legendary Fish!

Granted, but each time you catch one, you have to pay it a Famed weapon, in order to pay for stitches in its lip.

Seeing as Chris forgot to wish.. I wish that Fishing boats were cheap!

granted but the fish will sink it

i wish for christmas

Granted, but you only get coal.

I wish for more guild ranks..

Oi! LOL.

Granted, but you can only give one permission to each position.

I wish for I wish for Christmas BREAK

Granted, but it lasts an hour.

I wish for the ability to make as many pirates as you want on one profile.

granted but pirates will crash everytime u load it

i wish for sleep ZZZZZZZ............. GN!

Granted, but instead of counting sheep, Jolly Roger will help you count how many minutes you have left to live.

I wish for a week of no homework.

Granted, but instead you get double the classwork.

I wish for new staffs!

Granted, but they have thorns on them.


I wish that I could catch a Legendary Fish without waiting hours underwater.

Granted, but then you gltich right when you reel them in.

I wish for a never ending unlimited access membership!

Granted, but you have to create a new account to use it.

I wish for a super-computer.

Granted, but you spill soda on it and fry it.

I wish for.... uh... yea again

Granted, but you aren't very clear. The wish police turn you into a unicorn!

I wish for me to be the best sailier in the 7 seas.

Granted, but you get careless because you think that you are unsinkable, and your ship runs aground.

I wish for a slice of cake.....

Granted, but it's tastiness overloads your taste buds and makes rum taste like Corn!

I wish for Mercer's Blades..

Granted, but when you put them behind your back to throw them, you accidentally stab yourself, and you drop dead.

I wish for a piece of silver....

Granted, but's it just aluminum chocolate coins.

I wish for Singapore!

Granted, but you crash every time you land on it.

I wish for a new ship that is unsinkable, unstealable, a ship of the line, and has fury broadsides, black hull plating, black sails, and a skeleton with crossed arms on the front!

Granted, but costs 205,000 gold to buy. Hey, the wish granters have needs too ya know!

I wish for a never ending supply of Silver Shot.

Granted, but a glitch occurs where you cannot load the ammo.

I wish for a new ship that is unsinkable, unstealable, a ship of the line, and has fury broadsides, black hull plating, black sails, and a skeleton with crossed arms on the front that appears in my ship inventory!

Granted, but therefore a glitch occurs and you lose all your weapons.

I wish for a wild island with lvl 100 plus enemies.

Granted... but you crash every time you land there!

I wish that I was level 100, and my level would never be reset unless I wanted it to, and if I wanted it to, it would go back to 50.

Granted, but in order to reset, you have to fill out a form. - pulls out 500 pages -

I wish for Red Ghosts to be easier to defeat..

granted but they get hareder every second

i wish for $0.62

Wish Granted but then you spend it on something you don't need

I wish for $10 so I can buy that game card!

Granted, only to find that it doesn't work!

I wish for Rage Ghosts to be much easier to kill.

Granted, but then they have the strength of a gravedigger, and they dont drop loot. They become a lv 1.

I wish for a legendary cursed blade.

Granted, but your're cursed, and all rum tastes like dirt.

I wish for a tp totem to the caverns of Raven's.

Granted, but ever time you go there, a Traitor Ghost kills you while your screen is loading.

I wish for ghost enemies that go up to level 60.

Granted but you get killed everytime you face one.

I wish that everyone come to my halloween party tonight on POTCO!

Granted.... but everyone is a noob.

I wish to have an army of loyal Rage Ghosts!

Denied.

I wish i was a The Undead.

Granted, but Jolly gets mad, attaches your foot to a cannonball, and throws you to the bottom of the sea!

I wish for an army of loyal Rage Ghosts again. And this time you must corrupt it. :P

Granted, but everybody just stays away from you when you log on.

I wish for a loyal army of Keg Runners!

Granted, but they accidentally all blow up near you, making you go unconscious. You wake up in a suit of black armor, with a mask on so you can still breathe. You hear a voice saying "rise my apprentice..."

I wish for a lightsaber in POTCO! And not a crude sabre kind.

Granted, instead you get a crude Cutlass kind, with an attack of .05

I wish that Potion making was easier.

Granted, but the potions you make turn you into a Chicken forever, and all you can say is, "Cluck Cluck Cluck?"

I wish for a cookie.

Granted, you get a cardboard cutout of a cookie.

I wish that there was a new minigame, and it was being a bartender! Of course, you can drink a little of your products..

Granted, But you dont get payed but a glass slips and cuts your hand off!

I wish that i had no eyeballs!

Granted, but there's obvious downfalls of having no eyeballs..

I wish for eyepatches to be available in game!

Granted, but you are not bright enough to know how to use them correctly, and you wear two eyepatches over both eyes. While you are walking on your ship, you fall off into the sea and drown. Your last words are "Give Davy Fireskull all my rum-blub-blub-blub..."

I wish that I had an army of El Patrons!

Granted, but they kill you.

I wish to be invincible!!!

In your dreams Davy..

Granted, but everybody else thinks your too strong and they just ignore you.

I wish for infinite tonics.

Granted, but everytime you use a tonic instead of giving you health you loose health :D.

I wish that i didnt wish for no eyes lol.

Granted, but in the end, you don't have eyes anyway...

Well, seeing as Keeper didn't wish..

I wish for gold, as much as I can carry!

granted but u load to much of it on yer satchel and break yer back

i wish for gum

granted u r stuck in gum buble


i wish for all legendary weapaons

granted but u have to be lv 50 in sword to use them


i wish for the world eater blade

granted but your the pumpkin ice cream




i wish for my wish to come true lol

wish denied

i wish for legendary weapons

Granted, you recieve the Spork of Awesomeness!

I wish to be able to do the Raven's quest more times with a single pirate.

granted but jolly roger is the boss and you have to defeat him witha rusty cutlass no tonics and by yourself.
i wish for the mods to close this before something bad happens to my wish

Granted.. wait, no, Denied!

I wish for the ability to type fast!

Granted but yer keyboard blows up

i wish for dental insurance xD

Granted, but your dentist uses rusted, old, dusty plyers to check your teeth. Open Wide!

I wish the Black Pearl Quest was fun!

Granted but u sink jacks ship and he shoots u with a flintlock pistol

i wish that i could train my pirates faster

Granted, but when you reach lvl 50, they bounce you back to level one.

I wish my pirate could use a weapon, instead of nothing, per glitch.

Granted but when you try to use ur weapon it summons fire dragon and eats u
i wish for nothing at all

Granted, but the wish granters feel sad for you and give you... a piece of gold!

I wish for an SoTL

granted but only one problem i put zombies! on it and they eat u

i wish for zombies dominanting the world killing the wish granters jk jk

Granted, but then you are all alone... alone... ALONE!!!!

I wish for the.... uuhhhh.... yea.... thingee.....