I choke Captain Jason with a juice box and take sword

I throw the remains of Captain Jason at Chalupa. I take the sword and hide it where no one knows where it is

I stumble over while I tried to find a bottle of rum. I then take it and use it as a tooth pick.

then i pull it out & knock u out with it, & slit your throat for good measure

Good thing that was my stunt double, Wacky Jackie.

I steal it from you whilst you sleep. "My toothpick."

i never sleep, my voodoo does that for me

So, instead I get you good and drunk and steal my toothpick while you collapse.

My Toothpick.

I magically turn your toothpick into a bear. It eats you.

I find the lost sword from some random guy named Gravedigger Lv 1.

The I Steal The Gravedigger Lvl 1 From Your El Patron's Lost Sword.... i mean I Steal Your El Patrons Sword From Your Gravedigger Lvl1 While You Pass Out in Awe.

i take sword kill my self go to davy jones locker haha

I destroy Davy Jones's locker releasing you into a ghost. Ghosts can't hold things. I grab it while you are shocked

I'll take sword while you are amused, then head to Anvil's.

What you didn't realize, is that while jakeman was turned into a ghost, I secretly swapped El Patron's Lost Swod, for a Privateer's Cutlass, much to your dismay.

I appear right as you are running away with El Patron's Sword, trip you, and then throw El Patron's Sword into an endless ravine!

I jump into the ravene, grab the sword, and grab onto a rock poking out from the wall. I climb down 4,000,00O' and Dig me a hut that is hard to get to but easy to escape.

I telephone you, and you pick up. I then reach through the phone and grab the sword from your hut. You don't have caller ID on your phone so you don't know where I am or who I am.

My sword!

I bribe 70000 Abassa Tortugans to distract you and then I steal the sword.

Then i bribe those same 70000 triple what you did to get me the sword....



but Iron Anvil already has one so NOW I GOT 2 OF THEM cause I'm cool like that!!!

Now I sneek into your inventory, Take one of the lost swords, and trash the other.
NOW YOU GOT 0 OF THEM because you fail like that...

I sneak the blade away from you as you celebrate and curse the blade with voodoo magic. I then throw it into an endless fire pit, trapping the blade forever.

I call an exalted expedition to retrieve the lost blade. And with a 16$ budget, I'm able to retrieve the sword using nothing but fire resistant bubble gum.

I give you this "rare" Rusty Cutlass while your drunk and in exchange you give me the lost sword.

I simply just take it.

I simply take it back.

I smash a rum bottle on your head and take it

Jolly attacks you and the lost sword flies away from your belt straight into my hand

and your belt dissapears and I scoop it up

I get some rum and throw it when you were using the sword. You drop it and run for the rum. I take the sword, and wrap it tightly around my hand (Not to lose it..) and become a ghost with it. My sword now!

I disguise myself as a British soldier and chase your ship all the way to England, then I sink your ship and plunder the sword!

Only to discover it's a fake as I already pilfered it.

I hunt you down, kill you, and take the sword

Unfortunately .....that was my decoy. I hit you with a rusty cutlass and take back my sword.

I give you a pistol for the sword, (Again while you are drunk) stating it has better accuracy. I get the sword!

I get some fish and slap you in the face. While you are dazed and confused, I grab the sword from your belt.

I drop a smoke grenade and take back what belongs to me....

I poke you with a stick. You turn around, looking for the poker. While you were turned around, I get the sword.

I distract you with rum and sneak off with the sword.....hehehe.....

I cook the chicken with my staff and serve it to you .....you enjoy the meal as I take back what is mine....

I give you a sword that looks exactly like El Patron, but its a total fake. Since its worth nothing to me, I give you it and take the real El Patron!

I bounce a pirates nerf football off your forehead.... While you are briefly distracted I take back what is mine.

I use that football and throw to the Lost Sword of El Patron and quickly run to get it with my Swift Foot 1 Potion (Increases running speed by 30% to 60 seconds) :dancetl6:

Happy Plundering (and chasing this sword, BWAHAHA),
-Pirate Miranda- :SkullBullet1:

I fire a cannon ball at you and trip you up. As you fall, I take back my sword.

I pull out a pistol and a blade in court......the judge quickly changes his mind.....I take my sword and exit to my ship.....full sail.....

I ask one of the Undead Spanish to kill your ship and then I use my grapple and land on your ship, I take it and burn it into pieces. No one get the sword again, bwahaha. I have it pieces...

I cast a spell which repairs the sword and immobilized you. The sword is mine once again.

I use my voodoo doll and swarm you which distracts you and I take it away. :psmiley35:

I drink a shrinking potion and take it right from under your nose..... See ya! Lol....

I catch as you walk on my hand, take the mini Lost Sword of El Patron and lock you in a jar. (Sorry, that all I can think of ^o^!) Then maximize the sword. :dancetl6:

I bounce peeps from last Easter off of your head and swiftly grab the sword and disappear.

While you two were fighting, I took the sword and put the fake one there again. Heh. I like that fake sword.

I trip you with a handful of marbles and take back what belongs to me.

I stab you with my old sword and take the lost sword of el patron from you

I sit on you. I take the sword.

I sit on you and take the sword. pig pile!

Me, i just simply take it. I'm the famous Iron Anvil i don't need a reason.

As you daydream about being famous, as you really arent, I shoot you with some tribal sleepy darts, and escape with the sword.

As you are reloading your dart gun ( seeing as how you miss the first time) I take the sword

I point to the right and yell "HEY! look over there!!!" you look and say "what what!?!?!" and i take the sword from you buh bye muahaha

I distract you with fresh donuts and take back what is mine.....

I poke you and give u a bottle of rum and take the sword for u while u drink the rum and run away with the sword

I give you the 4 queches that i mad last night and take the sword as a trade item.

I take one of the quiches that i didnt like and through it in ur face like a pie and take the sword from u hehehe

but I dodge with my iron fast reflexes and take the sword from you while you throwing the pie

Then you get hit in the face by the quiches i through since u dodged my fake pie i didnt know i through... haha

cool ahh yes but you forgot one important factor
you did not state that you take the sword
i turn in to a ghost before the get here so they pass through me lol

I wait till ur normal again and push u making u lose ur balance and grab the sword from u cuz u know swords and falling is not a good combo haha

the with out thinking ( like that last post awesome post you posted ) after saving me life you give it back to me

then i take it back for my nice pirate moment was over mine now muahaha!

as you bask in your glory i trip you and take the sword and run away

but then!!! ur to busy basking in ur glory that u stop and i take the sword back and run faster away :P

well we all know iron is a mineral so i take control of the sword and use its powers against you and i fly it to me after a sword fight with you

that was very interesting lol but heres my simple thing - takes irons nose - u scream ahh give my nose back so i trade ur nose for the sword haha

Then I just take my sword back while your not looking

I hit you with a legendary fish and take back my sword.

I then take a marlin and sword fight you with it disarm you THEN i grab the sword

I throw a squid in your face and steal the sword.

I slime you with Kraken goo and take back what is mine.