jack, joe, barbossa,will, elizaibtih,el patron,the kraken,jolly roger,davy jones go on the black pearl for tea( XD)

The waiter comes back with a group and mobs him.

seems ur a lttle late


jack, joe, barbossa,will, elizaibtih,el patron,the kraken,jolly roger,davy jones go on the black pearl for tea( XD)

I don't care

The waiter comes back with a group and mobs him.

they kill the waiter then jack, joe, barbossa,will, elizaibtih,el patron,the kraken,jolly roger,davy jones go on the black pearl for tea( for the next 3 turns at least)

grr, fine, i assemble an army of ghosts to kill them unless they give me rum and tea

they invite u and give u a cup of tea

thye go inside the ship to continue their tea party

The Tea Party is rudely interrupted by the Muertos Moon.

it doesnt affect them since their on a ship

But Joe decides to land the Black Pearl at Port Royal, and they become surrounded by undead pirates.

The undead pirates shout out their master's name as they get ready to wadge a fight between the living and non living.

The whole group draws their swords, except Cap'n Jack who says while leaving, "Well, look at that. Time for me hourly rum break."

Jack Runs for his life, while falling on rocks saying you rotten rum!

So, while Cap'n Jack is making his not-so grand departure, the others start fighting the undead pirates.

The Undead Pirates Find Jack's Dagger And Says Ooooh Whats This?

the all poke themselves with that dagger

The Undead figure out there undead and think i cant die and try to poke jack!

George, start using Cap'n Jack. Keep thinking your referring to me!

Cap'n Jack is already far gone, so the undead turn their attention BACK to the others.

jack comes back and joe, barbossa,will, elizaibtih,el patron,the kraken,jolly roger,davy jones and jack so in the middle of nowhere in the sea drinking tea or rum (u choose) (MUST INCLUDE IN NEXT POST for 1 turn XD)

Wow sith...... xD

Joe starts to flirt with Elizabeth.

they start to drink rum with a mix of tea and he starts to sip his rum when evil monkey attack

Will Turner kills it, then looks at Joe, and stabs him saying "GET AWAY FROM MY LIZZY LIZZY!"

Elizabeth says, "Lizzy Lizzy?"

Then Will shoots her for cheating on him, and then he begins to cry, as he just killed his true love...

Cap'n Jack then goes on to say, "If you loved her so much, why kill her? I'm not even that stupid," To which Will replies in the only way he knows.. crying.

Will continues crying, and the Kraken says in his squidlike voice "there there, have some of my squid juice!" and Will drinks it, causing him to vomit uncontrollably.

jollr roger raises eliizbeth fro ma the dead

Unfortunately, she is a skeleton, but Will doesn't care, and kisses her bony lips.

then a pixix comes (idk where) and makes eliazabeth normal forever with the payment of this :12_1_138:

It's Aztec Cursed Gold.

No it's not, aztec cursed gold s much shinier, this is my secret stash of hidden rum.

I poof into the story, steal the rum, and then leave the story.

I poof Davy back into the story, and also poof myslef into the story, and then steal his rum, then I poof out of the story after I put anti-poofing cream on Davy.

And before you ask, yes, I could've just stolen his rum without him being in the story.

While I'm in the story, I get Cap'n Jack drunk, and he gives me every last drop of rum he owns, which is a lot.

I poof back in, steal Davy's new found rum stash, and poof back out.

And the Anti-Poof Cream is still effective!

joe, barbossa,will, elizaibtih,el patron,the kraken,jolly roger,davy jones and jack give rum to everyone 50 bottles of to all :buds:

Except for Jack, because he isn't in the story, and he can't get back in cuz some of that Anti-poof cream got on him.

( i was talking about captain jack sparrow)

everyone starts drinking their rum

everyone but me then goes into the story but the wrong one we are now all in the universe of rick rerdons series(how do i make that plural) percy jackson and the Olympians(the lightning thief) The Kane chronicles(red pyramid) and The Heros of Olympus(the lost hero) and we can't leave (that would make a good activity thread writes this down).

joe, barbossa,will, elizaibtih,el patron,the kraken,jolly roger,davy jones and jack wake up not in the story of rick roidian (and never will becuase its destoryed ) they go on the black pearl

rick rerdon comes back kos sith and puts things back the way they were b4 he posted and then sith destroys the worlds rum and any possibility of more being made

ps. u cant bring itto the series
its not pirate like lol

first off yes i can it's indirectly piratey for the are mentioned please let the story continue without you changing it every five seconds

Ahem, this thread is for the story, not arguing. I will set it back on track now, and lets keep it within the pirates online world.

Joe and his friends, including the Kraken, are walking down the road on Port Royal, when suddenly, it appears!

:12_1_138: this was the item that appeared

They all go over to it, but then start fighting over who gets the treasure inside, while Mr. Kraken sneaks away with it wrapped in his tentacle.

The realize it is missing and spot a ship to take command of to get it back.

As they are searching the seas, the Kraken laughs, as he is sitting on top of Fort Charles, watching them desperately search.

then i eat bacon

As they continued searching, Captain Jack Sparrow pointed them in the direction where the Kraken is and the Kraken is outwitted and runs.

Runs? Ok then!

He runs over the town of Port Royal, crushing and terrifying citizens.

then davy jumps into the kraken and finds enough rum to lst a life time but he can't take it out.

The Krakken is swiftly executed by a seemengly endless rain of grapeshot, while Davey Jones lets out a deep sigh, submerges himself, only to reappear at the local Kraken dealership ( Where else does he get all of these Krakens ) the salesman looks annoyed and said " Mr. Jones, don't tell me those POTCO fans killed ANOTHER kraken", Davey sadly nods his head, he looks around and writes a banknote for a new, state-of-the-art Kraken that has cutlasses sewn to its tentacles, and trained to aim, fire, and re-load flintlock pistols.

Be careful guys, this is the Terminator 9000 of Krakens, I want it mentioned, and not instantly killed, within the next 5 posts, and make the battle fairly epic :)

for the record hammer, that wasn't "grammatically correct". :P

The Terminator 9000 Kraken goes on a mad rampage and eats the island of Port Royal.

the kraken joins the crew with joe, barbossa,will, elizaibtih,el patron,the ,jolly roger,davy jones and jack and sail to singapore

The Terminator 9000 Kraken eats Singapore.

they sail to tourtuga

The Terminator 9000 Kraken eats Tortuga.

the kraken puts back the islands where they were and drinks tea with the others (even el patron)

The Kraken needed a biiiiiiig teacup.

they get a huge tea cup and pour a ton of tea for the kraken

then they attack Britain to get there tee and because there pirates

:pumpkinani:tey get the tea and start drinking it

Then the American Colonists take their tea and dump it into the harbor. Yes, I reworded history.

Oooooooh

They all start singing "Down down down, just dump it off the boat!"

Then the group of colonists gather in Boston where Davy Jones, the Kraken and the others massacre them.

Did it again.

the kraken ,joe, barbossa,will, elizaibtih,el patron,the ,jolly roger,davy jones and jack go on the black pearl and sail to the middle of the carribean sea to drink rum tea and eat pizza, cookies cupcakes etc


(ps.Krakens LOVE COOKIES AND MILK and cupcakes)

The Colonists sail out to the sea, sink their ship, and kill them all, except Joe, who surrenders.

Poor Joe, hasn't been the center of attention for a while....

Joe is in the brig on the enemy ship, when all the sudden, she comes into the room.

She is Tia Dalma, Joe's hater.

Then Tia takes off her mask, and it is actually Mrs. Roger, Jolly Roger's wife!

Joe shrieks like a little school girl.

he throws a grenade at her I AM UNDEAFEATABLE said tia dalma

joe wakes up in the black pearl at tourgua and in jail wthe kraken, barbossa,will, elizaibtih,el patron,the ,jolly roger,davy jones and jack (these charater must be in the next 3 pages or i will keep saying this part XD)

The Kraken is so big, that the jail explodes.

the lock them up again and the jail cell is huge! (size enough to fit 50 krakens)

Sith, please stop changing our stories! geez...

The jail explodes.

they all look around to see wat caused the explosion

It was a Yellow Tang, flopping around the floor!

suddenly a hundread pumpkins land on it

Pumpkins explode into a huge "Happy Halloween!" banner.

Welcome back to the story Jackie Wackie!

Then Joe and his buddies, including the Kraken, go trick or treating around the island of Port Royal, but unfortunately for them, Halloween hadn't been invented yet.

Instead, the local villagers decide to shoot them, seeing as knocking at somebody's door without good reason is frowned upon.

P.S. Glad to be back.

P.P.S. It's Jack.

Cap'n Jack, Davy Jones, The Kraken, Jolly Roger, and all the others except for Joe are shot and killed, and Joe is thrown into a pig pen.

P.S. Glad that your back.

P.P.S. No, your Jackie Wackie. :P

P.P.P.S. hehe... P.S. spam...

Then Elizabeth Swann wanders over to him, picks him up and says, "James, poor James," before realizing it was Joe, and then knocking the poor guy back into the bed.

the kraken had been killed at land, jolly roger lived beening undead and all, davy jones lived becuase his heart has not been hit, will living becuase well um ... he made all the weapons for the people,jack lived being a pirate lord, el patron lived being a ghost, elizabith lived because (read back a page or 2 and u will see why),
and barbossa was dead, so they went to shipwright island with joe who been taken out of the pig pen to attead the pirate lord meeting( ik long sentence)

Joe is shot, DUN DUN DUN!

the shot hit his ribs knocking him out still they tend the pirate lord meeting

They then get hungry, and start to eat Joe.

joe tasted bad so they ordersed pizza and the ship was coming to shipwright island to deliver the pizza

The pirates all eat up the pizza, and then realize, Joe is still alive in their bellies!

Joe breaks through all their bellies and reforms. The others die forever.

this is where i come into the story
 

So then jack TPs to port royals, during the curse, and i a there owning the living, and joe thinks i am a COSTUME PARTY, when i set him on fire with me staff, he runs around screaming and throws himself into the ocean, where he ends up on Tortuga a stinking, burning mess.

P.S do you think that a little mean?

P.SS this is the first time i have posted here, and i just changed joe's life :D

Yes, you did.

Joe then spots a bottle of rum on the ground in the distance.

Memories...

, jolly roger lived beening undead and all, davy jones lived becuase his heart has not been hit, will living becuase well um ... he wasnt there at the time he was um sick XD ,jack lived being a pirate lord, el patron lived being a ghost, elizabith lived because (read back a page or 2 and u will see why),(keep these chaareters alive andu dont have to add them to the next one they just got to be alive)
joe picks up the bottle of rum and find it empty

Joe pitches a fit, and the neighbors come out to find out what's wrong.

He eats the neighbors, followed by the island of Tortuga, but then he finds himself thirsty, and drinks a gallon of sea water.

mmmmm

However, even Joe does not have an indestructable stomach, and he contracts a very big stomachache.