a heart with no arteries

cans that arent hollow

an oxygen tank with no valve

Dogs with no Gunmorgans.

fireskulls with no skulls

Greasepaines with no grease

party officers with no parties

Officers with no offices

Dog, you just crossed the line there...

offices with no officers


James, I erased the line there

A Eco-friendly neclence made out of paper from trees

I used permenant marker

a hybrid car that runs on 100% oil


I used a bomb... that beats marker...

Lines....

Whenever boundaries are made, they will be crossed.

A one sided see-saw.

Patents. They run out.

inventions. they have to be patented...

A glove handler.

enemies that kill themselves and take the loot with them

^^ I believe those are called noob npc's.

A self-powered pulse checker.

a self destructing war galleon

An air powered fan.

Ooh ooh uh..... cold heat!

An Icy-Hot that activates both at the same time.

Speakers that don't play music.

Missiles that don't explode, they produce cake!
Cake that produces missiles!
Exploding cake... oh wait, that is useful

A portable mouse with no batteries.

A battery with no power... how sad

A elevator with no doors/opening.

A keyboard with no keys

A mouse with no tail

Computer mouse maybe?

A self-sufficent flashlight. How do you turn it on?

a self aware computer... we ALL know how that turns out

A game that's not played.

A guildmaster without a guild.

(SC, that happens alot)
 

A connect one board.

A gun for shooting EITC.

A Bottle that is forever closed.

A giant, green "W" to strap to your head.
( It's a real invention. Pretty pointless? )