I manage to take up a miniscule exisitence on whats left of Earth, and manage to build a tiny vessel for me and my imaginary friend, Jak.

ICOTS.

Muffin i think your on the wrong thread.. xD

Anyways it turns out that everything was a dream.


ICOTS

I find out it actually was a dream just really realistic


ICOTS

So, Im still captain of the ship.

ICOTS.

*Ties Jack to a Shark and drowns him*

ICOTS.

I befriend said shark and name him "Billy." I then order him to release me and take you down to the depths of the seas!

ICOTS.

Poor Billy. He's a hungry, hungry shark. He eats you, and then I eat him.

ICOTS!

You made the same mistake as earlier. Your stomach explodes, Billy is thrust back into the seas and I emerge on the deck of the ship.

ICOTS.

You emerge on the deck of the ship. Dead.

I am resurrected.

ICOTS

LOL! Nice one.

I am resurrected and sucker punch ye.

ICOTS.

I am resurrected and slap you to death.

ICOTS

You slap Jack to death... do you part. You are now married and move to Port Royal to live your life together. I "volunteer" for the job of captain by shooting anyone in the the crew who disagrees with me.

ICOTS

I drop a seige on your foot and you cry and run.

ICOTS.

The siege explodes and a piece of metal is embedded in your face. Dunno, but I think it will hurt. :P. I kill anyone who doesn't want me as captain.

ICOTS

acts like i want davy to be captain so he doesnt kill me then attacks him with my dagger from behind

ICOTS

Icots
 

I hire an elite army of assassins, kill all your stunt doubles, anyone who can resurrect you and they also kill anyone who doesn't want me as captain. then i drink a farting potion, fart on whats left of you, then your body turns green. i do this to everyone on this thread.

ICOTS

But your already dead!

Makes Angel walk the plank for killing our captain! And then, get elected to the position of captain by my peers.

W- why I'm so suprised! -sarcasm-

ICOTS.

Turns out your "peers" were an illusion. I grab the helm and do the necessary paperwork making me the rightful captain of the ship. Next time, don't drink a barrel of grog before planning to be captain.

ICOTS

The body falls over. Its my twin brother! Yvad! I stab you from behind.

ICOTS

After I recover from my illusions, I stab you in the side. I become captain, and those who oppose can shut it.

ICOTS.

I shut it... Shut the door to your coffin after you cleaned my axe with your neck.

ICOTS

*Shuts jail door on Jack*

Now that Jackie is in prison, I will be getting on with my duties as Captain, thank you very much.

ICOTS

P.S. Jack, you just got owned.

You go to be captain... of the wrong ship. We sail by with Your's Truly as captain and sink you with one broadside.

ICOTS

I ban you both for both jailing/killing me. I then come back from my so called "departure" and make you all walk the plank with barrels tied to your feet.

ICOTS.

The barrels are full of air. I float to the surface and shoot you like a Navy Seal. I then shoot Davy's barrels, causing him to sink.

ICOTS

You disobey the Pirates Code! The crew stabs you repeatedly. I, while do indeed have a hole in my side, manage to become captain.

ICOTS.

You bleed to death. And your crew was stabbing my doppelganger, whom I must admit is hard to find at this time of day. Then, his cursed doppelganger powers kill everyone in the crew besides me and I sail to Tortuga and find a crew.

ICOTS

I go forward in time to the 1800s, and visit my dear friend, Captain Nemo. I then convince him to retire, and I take command of the Nautilus. I take it back in time, and take the submarine under your ship. I then ram it upward, causing it to drill a colossal hole in the bottom of your ship, causing it to sink immediately.

ICOTS (S is now Submarine)

I survive and open the air hatch. You explode and drown at the same time. Then, I make a deal with Davy Jones to resurrect the ship. He does, but I have to make him a deal. I offer him the souls of Davy and Jack. He accepts.

ICOTRS

(I'm captain of the resurrected ship.)

Davy Jones finds me annoying, so he lets me free. I fly out of the ocean, and land on Witchdawka Dayn, breaking every bone in his body. I then get up, brush my clothes off, and resume being Captain of this ship.

ICOTS

You break every bone in my body... sculpture. I keep a life size replica of myself around at all times, for security reasons and to scare people. I then sift your head with a well tossed Sidewinder.

ICOTS

That was my stunt quadruple (what are we on now...?) Favy Direskull. I kill you when you aren't looking.

ICOTS

Yes, You Jefferson is my favorite cannoneer. You will pay for killing him, Davy. I then keelhaul you, an old pirate punishment which involved dragging one under the ship and getting cut by the razor sharp barnacles on the hull. I "forget" to take you out and you drown.

ICOTS

I buy my own ship.

ICOTS.

It's a light sloop. It sinks in a drizzle.

ICOTS

I then persuade Davy Jones to bring back a ship of the line by the name of Queen Anne's Revenge for me.

ICOTS.

Since you are historically inaccurate, Bosun from Davy Jone's crew is made captain.

ICOTS... Well, my ship.

I persuade him to jump overboard. I declare myself captain. Nobody objects.

ICOTS.

You slip on the deck on your way up the stairs. Somehow, this makes you explode.

ICOMS (I'm captain of my ship)

I reform on your ship, and keelhaul you for keeping on interfering with my fate, even though your not even on my other ship!

ICOYS.

I'm Captain of your ship.

I cleaned the ship's hull just before. It's like a nice bubble bath, with a hold your breath contest mixed in. I cut the rope whilst on my way down, causing it to sling around and decapitate you. I then swim up and crawl on deck; and the crew, thinking I was Poseidon, crowns me captain.

ICOTS

Got to admit, that was funny.

I use your voodoo powers to reattach my head. I then throw you overboard, two water-filled barrels tied to your legs, into shark-infested waters.

ICOTS.

Icots
 

Read my post on page 22. YOU ARE ALL DEAD!!!!!!

ICOTS

The sharks are extremely stupid. They throw me back. And since you fail at voodoo, a magnetic reaction happens when I land on deck, both of us being negatively charged. You are sent flying backwards at several hundred MPH, shooting off into the horizon. The crew now fully believes I am Poseidon and crowns me King of the Ship. I don't object.

IKOFTS

Take the sharks and gives them a test they all ace it and eat dan


ICOTS P.S. My Sharks are surrounding my ship!

It was a dream.

I'm still COTS

:spam::spam::spam:

ICOTS

I eat your friend Spam.

ICOTS.

The spam is poisoned.

ICOTS

You are surrounded by Nova Gas. You die and your skin turns a blackish-green color.

ICOTS

I ban the use of nova gas....

ICOTS

I ban muffin *muffin looks up at me in shock and vanishes*

ICOTS

Icots
 

I go, the france, egland and spain, kill there kings (or queens) and i'm now the emperor of these countries. I amass a huge fleet, and invade the Caribbean. i see your guy's ship, you all pee in your pants when you see my fleet come over the horizon, and jump of the edge. the crew does the same, so i get a new crew, new captain for the ship. then i order a burning of all three contrys, then i become a pirate with a huge fleet, so i now own the Caribbean.

I'm ADMIRAL of every ship the the Caribbean.
P.S davy jones is now working for me, plus jolly roger, so you guys become minions in his army.
OWNED!!!!!!!!!!

Not exactly. You forgot about the Navy, EITC, and The Shadow Sorcerors. We all, along with the citizens of the Caribbean, form an uprising against you. It isn't hard to beat you you know. All we need to do is float around in a little dingy, pretending to be stuck at sea, then when we are close enough to your ship, we light it on fire. With hundreds of us doing that, it isn't hard to destroy your fleet. As for your buddies on land, skeletons are weak when the Navy, EITC, and the Sorcerors are against them, so they go down. As for Jones, we stab Jones's heart, and free his crew. Then, as you try to escape the Caribbean, we see you, shoot your legs so you can't walk, and feed you to The Monster.

I believe I covered everything? Ah! No! One more order of business! As the Sorcerors and I are walking down a deserted and bloody beach, we see an abandoned ship docked in the harbor. We take it, name it The Shadow King, and sail away with it.

ICOTS

However, you die of illness soon after. The Shadow Sorcerers are afraid to announce any of them as the captain, as they are afraid the others will oppose. So, they nominate a witty, savvy, strong pirate for the job.

Three guesses to who it was.



P.S. ICOTS.

Oooh ooooh! They nominated my brother, The Monster! He brings me back to life, and declares me captain.

ICOTS.

You then decide to do a quick match in Call of Duty: Black Ops. You become addicted. After 24 hours, you aren't paying much attention to anything else. A guild by the name of "Rouge Covenant" comes by and "liberates" your ship. The GM takes the wheel. I flip a coin over the edge and he goes after it. I then take the wheel, offering bans to anyone who opposes. No one opposes. We then disable your wireless router, causing you to shoot yourself from boredom.

ICOTS.

(I went to a midnight release of the new Call of Duty, of course I'm making a joke about it.)

Huge fleet.
 

I am now the emperor of every place in the world, except the Caribbean. I amass a huge army and a huge fleet, and they crush your puny little guild and the navy and eitc pee in the pants and run away, when we open fire and slaughter them. everyone on this thread goes in that Little boat of yours, but we have voodoo ppl who sense you as you try to throw a torch at use, and we blow you to davy jones locker and back. i also shoot everyone in the Caribbean, and they are replaced by my citizens. jolly and davy jones are owned. long story short: no one is in the carribean, except my huge fleet. when i shot jolly and davy, there voodoo went to me, and i put a curse on anyone who decides to over throw my rule. they automatically die.
I'M EMPEROR OF THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!

You wake up from your dream. While you were sleeping, I managed to take your ship and "sail off to the sun, where we found a sea of green."

ICOTS.

You were also dreaming. You also wet yourself while asleep.

I'm still COTS

I became even more notorious than I am now :) I also get rid of the protesters in London


ICOTS

The protesters were a hologram. The real ones jump out from a dumpster (all of them in one dumpster) and stab you with picket signs. The crew, saddened by this, makes me captain because I say I'll pick up where you left off in defeating them. I lied, of course.

ICOTS

The crew punishes you for you keep all of these notes in a notebook, and the crew found it. They nominate me as new captain.

ICOTS.

They are stupid, and think punishment is making me watch old war movies. I love them. After 8 hours they come in to find me alive and free. I thought I would shoot my way out, change it up a little (reference!). I then throw a decoy grenade. You pick it up, not knowing what it is. It then asplodes, killing you.

ICOTS

I'm not Captain of the Ship :D

Spartan-117 Reporting for duty, sir!

I die, but come back to life when I smell cookies. I kill you and find the cookies in the captain's cabin. I become captain.

ICOTS.

The cookies are baked in a gas oven... a Nova Gas oven. You die, screaming and gasping for air.

ICOTS

My ghost lives on, and cooks you in the oven with me. I leave you in there, and take over the crew.

ICOTS.

The crew was killed by an assassin.

HCOTS (He's Captain of the Ship)

So, I'm still captain? Woot!

ICOTS!

Yes, but you lag and DC. I then take the wheel even though the crew shouts at me for not letting go. But you aren't there, so they can't take it.

ICOTS

I log back in, grumbling over the stupid connections, and teleport back to my ship. I take the helm.

ICOTS.

I get the script-kiddies to hack you.

ICOTS

Icots
 

I board the ship through public, and my guild maters in swords does to. we kill all of you, through the crew over board, and i take the helm
ICOTS

Yes, but since you PvPed us all, the ship sinks with no captain. I re-log, and launch my ship.

ICOTS

I re-log, and launch MY ship.

ICOMS.

It has no hull left because I let noobs drive it. You are sunk by a Ferret.

ICOTS

I launch my light sloop, fully repaired!

ICOMS.

I am repairing behind a Juggernaut. You sail towards me, trying to sneak up on us and board, and BOOM. Explosive broadside. You slip beneath the waves.

ICOTS

Right before death, A ship emerges from the seas, lifting me from the depths. This ship is the Flying Dutchman.

I'm captain of THAT ship.

Davy Jones comes out of the Head, seeing you at the helm. The crew enjoys the tang of your flesh after they pick it clean off the bone.

ICOTS

Icots
 

My guild launches a fleet and blows the puny ship out of the water.

I'm admiral of my guild fleet!

But your guild commits mutiny. They then have no idea who to elect as a leader next, so they sink each other.

I watch from the ship I just bought from my dear friend O'Malley.

ICOTS

O'Malley hates you. It's a piece of junk ship, and sinks in harbor. I watch from my pre-purchased War Frigate.

ICOTS

However, your deed is faulty, and has a loophole. I exploit that loophole, and 48 hours later I sailed away on my ship while you went off and grumbles in the corner.

ICOTS.

That loophole becomes a loopsquare, which in making no sense confuses you into handing me the wheel as I push you overboard as you still wonder about that loopsquare that makes no sense.

ICOTS, your not :P

I then realize a loopsquare is a knot. I swim over to my ship and give you an unnsolvable problem to solve, and you cannot become captain until it is solved.

ICOTS.

I solve the unsolvable problem with my knotsquareloopingthing and then eat it. The puzzle was simple if you know how to ride llamas and throw tacos at the same time. you are confuzzled at my randomness and vocabulary not making sense, and you give me the ship to take time to think about what I said. Have a nice day!

ICOTS

I then realize that math is a lie. I then shoot you and remark, "Try calculating the velocity of that bullet as it travels through your spinal cord."

ICOTS.

I already knew that anything that can be taught is a lie, because the only things that really matter are the things that are inside you all along. The only way to show this is by standing up for who you are and not caring what the others say. I therefore realize that my random inspirational speech has given me power, so I stab you in the back and say, "This is what I believe in." After I dump off the body of the "king," I sail away into the sunset, as COTS!!!

Revolution, eh? Let's see.. I take my armada of Galleons and sail after your pitiful war frigate, and sink it. I then fish your body out of the sea, stab you seveal times, and leave you for the crows.

ICOTS. Don't revolt, for you will die.

Revolting! I had a backup SOTL that I sink your fleet with.

ICOTS of the new ship.

Ha. You call that an opponent?

I use my armada of SoTL and sink your pitiful one. I then procede to buy all of the ones in make, and all those that will be made.

ICOTS.

I buy ever island and everything and one on it. They all send out SOTL fleets with me leading on a ship the size of 10 titanics. You never stand a chance.

ICOTS

No, I don't, because I had already used my control of the ports to build a Starship. I sail off into space.


ICOTSS.

i bribe jack 2000 billion gold to give me the ship


icots

(tosses rum bottle to jack)

That was my light sloop star ship. I take out my ship of the line star ship.

ICOTSS.

i pay u even more for it

icots

I decline the bribe.

ICOTSS.