Oh I ban the muffin!
The muffin man, the muffin man.
Oh I ban the muffin man who lives on Spammy Lane.

I ban Davy for coming up with Muffin's new theme song!

I ban Jack for not embracing Muffin's new theme song

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for I love the theme song.

I sneak attack ban Steel. BAHAHAHAHA!

I ban Jack for doing a sneak ban. Add that in Jackie.

I ban Davy for this is the ban game and I am givin the duty of banning you to kingdom come.

I ban Jack for wanting to ban me to death.

I ban Davy for banning Jack for wanting to ban people to death

I ban Davy with my Ban Laser of Doom.

I ban lucky for doubting my ban lazer.

I ban Jack for thinking he has a ban Lazer

I ban Filly for not acknolweding the power of the Ban Lazer! It has power that is bigger than that of the ban stick and hammer COMBINED! It's as real as the infamous Cheese Vault!

I ban Jack. The cheese vault doesn't exist. I ate it.

I ban Davy for you just made a big mistake. Sharkbane isn't gonna like this..

I ban davy for having a last name and havingt he mood of shots

I ban Filly for disliking last names.

I ban Filly for disliking *hic* shots.

I ban Davy for sailing while intoxicated!

I ban Davy for making me go back in time and stop him from destroying the Cheese Vault.


And I ban Steel for being right about my disliking.


BAN LAZZEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I ban Jack.

I ban his Master O' Mischief, for I do not want to be destroyed by the Ban Lazer!

I ban Steel for his fate is now sealed.

PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOO-

...
Is that a platypus I see?

I ban Bane for what platyp- I mean, yes! You see it! Right there! Next to those um.. eh.. trees! Yes, those awful trees!

Err...

/Ban Steel like no tomorrow.

I ban Wacko Jacko the noob.

I ban Davy for the trees.

I ban Jack. Now go do my tree shift like you promised!

I ban the trees.

/Ban the trees

I ban Jack for tryin to ban trees

I ban myself for SUCCEEDING to ban trees.

Ban Lazer banz everything.

When did I promised that? Oh well....

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for you can't ban the trees. It's impossible. If you try, the stumps come after you.

I ban Steel for the ban lazer bans the stumps.

I ban the all-powerful Ban Lazer holder for wielding the ban lazer. I then destroy the Ban Lazer.

Here, enjoy your nice, nifty, ban twig. Go on, use it!

I ban JSS for not having Laser Comedy.

I ban TSC for having to spell lazer correctly.

I ban JSS because I like to spell things correctly. That's why I am a Master and you are just a noob.

I ban TSC for admitting I have graduated from the rank of noobanner to noob! Woo hoo!

I ban JSS because noob is below noobanner. PWNED!!

I ban TSC for saying the word PWNED!! Ban masters use proper grammar, no? And is not PWNED!! a made-up word?

And I'm still trying to figure out how in the world Davy became your apprentice!

I ban JSS for being PWNED! Double Pwnage!

I ban TSC for not realizing that Davy will do unspeakable things as your apprentice.

Unspeakable things....

I ban JSS because that is why He is My New Apprentice.

I ban TSC for trying to become a truly powerful force to be reckoned with, more than he already is...

TSC + DF + The Monster = Scary.

I ban JSS because I have PWNED DF's "monster".

I ban TSC for not realizing that more minions are better than less. Best to make friends with him.

And yes, friendship is sometimes better than intimidation.

You forgot about jack who can make people become fat with his mind.
I then rebuild the ban L4Z3RRRR and ban the heck out of Steel.

I ban Bane back, for I thought the Ban Lazer was history! It is now the Ban Laser.

i ban jack. he forgot about his job..

I ban Swordshot for not taking it upon himself.

I ban jason because i give jack the FAKE rum for doing the job. I cant pay myself FAKE rum:psmiley35:

I ban impostors.

I double-ban Swordshot for not giving me real rum. The Rum Masters aren't pleased... fake rum is quite an offense!

*rolls in, showing off his Rum Master badge*
RMI, FREEZE!
*takes his conventional BanGun and shoots swordshot*
I BAN YOU!

I ban Wacko Jacko for being afraid of me, TSC, and The Monster. You will be his first victim.

I ban Davy for not realizing that apprentices can't have minions/apprentices. And you forfeited your freedom long ago... Now, you go make me a sandwich!

I ban Jack for thinking he is my master. The only thing you are master of is noobishness. :D

I ban Davy for that is why my offical Ban Title is Noob. And no, it's not better than noobanner...

But apprentice is lower than noob! True pirates, noob or buccaneer, don't accept a master!

I ban Jack, for I guess that makes me better than a pirate! I am a... Shadow Sorceror! :O

I ban Davy for Pirates trump any and all.

"You didn't fight fair!"
"Pirate!"

I ban JSS for getting PWNED by DF!

I ban TSC for teaching his apprentice how to PWN others. Soon he'll PWN you!

I ban JSS because Masters don't do that to each other. And you got PWNED, Bad!

I ban TSC for hinting that Davy may become a master.

I ban JSS because I wouldn't take him as my apprentice for nothing.

I ban TSC because i need a apprentice.

I ban TSC because it would be much easier to keep him as an apprentice forever, and keep telling him he'll be a master one day. That way, you'll have your own, personal, obedient minion.

I ban the word Ban.
HA!

I ___ Jack for ___ing the most important word in the activities forums!

I un___ the word ___!

Ban!

I ban steel for only BAN GODS SUCH AS MYSELF can reverse a ban.

I ban Bane for agreeing with me about the word PWNED. Great minds think alike.

I ban Jack Shark because Jack Ship is a Ban God 0_0

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for thinking I'm a Ban God! Hah.. good one, but I'm a mere noobanner, well, noob according to TSC.

I ban Jack the noob. He is anything but a Ban God.

And fools seldom differ. :D

I ban Davy for I do have a following however. And what are you, but a follower?

And fools always have conflicting views! Why do you think they get in bar brawls?

I ___ steel for lack of a better ___.

I ___ underscores.

I ban Davy for I ignore Ban bans.

*Gasp!*
YOU DARE?!?!?!?!?!?
*takes the Ban Bolt of the gods and bans the heck out of Steel*

I ban any form on ban weapons except the ban twig.

I...I...I can't believe it.
I ban your FACE!
*cry*

I ban Jack for crying.

I ban Davy for hating on emotions.

What monster are you!

I ban Jack. I'm not a monster! I'm the brother of a monster! Silly Jack!

I ban Davy for having a little bit of monster in him. About 45%, not enough to corrupt his appearance, but enough to make him horrible.

I ban Jack. I can show you the monster inside me. It may hurt a bit. But the pain shall pass very fast, and will be replaced by a slumber. Forever.

I ban Davy, for I'll take his word for it.

Still can't believe you gave up and became an apprentice to TSC.

I ban Jack for thinking I gave up. Its a learning experience.

I ban Davy for not maintaining a strong enough will to learn through scolding, not apprenticeship. You know that you're just a minion with a fancy title, right?

I ban Jack, for being a minion is not all bad.

I also ban Jack for envying me.

I ban Davy for thinking I envy him. I choose freedom over servitude!

I ban Jack, for once I am finished being an apprentice I will be able to pwn you every way possible. Who knows, maybe I'll even let YOU become my apprentice.

I ban Davy for thinking I still won't be a ban master by then. I probably won't be, but I'll be pretty darn close!

I ban Jack the wannabe ban master.

I ban Davy because he's the one who's apprenticing to become one, not me.

And stop using the Title ban!

I ban Jack for having bad typing skills.

Tsk Tsk Tsk.

i ban davy AND jack for i am a ban master. I have been since the first ban game :D

I ban Davy for being a GP.

I ban Swordshot for telling me the funniest joke ever! HAHAHAHA! HOOHOOHOO! TEE HEE! HEHEHEHE! heheh... hah....

I ban laughter spam.