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13 bottles. Oh honestly. What if I told you new clothes were here for January?
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14 bottles of I'm coming on!
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15 bottles. Good boy.
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16 bottles.
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17 bottles of happy new year rum!
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18 bottles of Crest just woke up, rum. <Insert Groggy symbol here>
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19 bottles!
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20 bottles of grog.
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21 bottles of leftover candy canes.
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22 bottles i go for 5 hours and not much rum
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23 bottles
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24 bottles of tiredness....
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25 bottles of rum
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26 bottles of Crest's ever lurking rum
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27 bottles of lurking
and me not posting often |
28 bottles of *belch*.
Whoops, I drank it... Hey, I found some vodka! Just don't tell Nikolai I stole it, he thinks the zombies did... 28 bottles of vodka. |
29 bottles of rum. Don't worry Dan, we won't tell
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30 bottles of.... how'd the wall get allllll the way over there? Screw it. *Rolls bottle in the direction of the wall*
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31 b o t t l e s
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32 bottles OF RUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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33 bottles of NINJA DUST IN YOUR EYE! *poof*.
*You wipe it out of your eyes.* See? Now I am over here! Muhahaha! |
34 bottles. I gotta applaud that, Dan
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35 bottles. Thank you, *bows* thank you. *bows*
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36 bottles. Now don't get a big head about it. :P
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37 bottles.
Bad Crest, bad! Always remember to punctuate your sentences! Quote:
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38 bottles of FLASHBANG!!!!1!
************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** *************************Your vision returns* See? I did it again! MUHAHAHA! |
39 bottles. Oh arrogance, you're supposed to be with ME!
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40 bottles.
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41 bottles of being flaccid. Com'on, be more creative.
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f0r7y 7w0 b077135
42 |
43 bottles. :D
I put that smiley at the end. Be happy for that. |
44 bottles of rum
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45 bottles of 20l\/l@ -l-3l-l l_ll33R 133-l- l-l4(x0R!!!!1
(zomg teh uber leet haxor) |
46 bottles of rum
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47 bottles of Witchdawkta's gibberish.
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48 bottles of gibberish being a real language.
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49 bottles of hangover.
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50 bottles of untaxed rum. Haha, what are you going to do now Wackie Jackie?
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51 bottles. *cough cough* still here.
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52 bottles of spilled rum!
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53 bottles. Oh darn... Forget about Crest. Hmmm, time to go into hiding
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54 bottles ( Sharky i think u got beat )
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55 bottles. Pst, sharky. There's a thing called the edit button that you may need to use...
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56 bootelz.
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57 b o t t l e s. I edited happy peoples?
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58 bottles of unhappiness.
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59 bottles. You cannot afford to pay the rum tax, Davy?
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60. No, I can. I just choose not to. And anyway, my guild's rum supply has been almost dry. Gotta save what I have mate.
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61 bottles. Dry, you say?
Seems as if my minions have succeeded... |
62 bottles. No, it wasn't your minions. One of them confessed to me today, saying that he drank it dry. Ask the good *cough* Doctor.
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63 bottles. Dawkta...... Ah well, plenty of time to go plunder a ship to pay up, no? Only 2 barrels!
This month. |
64 bottles. You know you'll never get a drop off me right?
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65 bottles. I forgot it was only 1 barrel... 2 barrels next month!
And don't fret Davy. My collection team, with a new member replacing the Dawkta, shall make the pick up as quiet as possible. |
66 bottles.
Fine Jack. You win. Meet me in game in five minutes. Legassa server, Tortuga Dock. You'll get it. |
67 bottles. Get what? The Rum?
If so, I'll be sure to wear my radiation suit. |
68 bottles. Legassa. Be there.
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69 bottles. Just when I log into Mosona..
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70 bottles of rum with rats in it.
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71 bottles of nasty... Be they land or shiprats?
And an Ahoy to a lurking Crest! |
72 bottles. Aye they be shiprats.
They taste much better than land rats. |
73 bottles. Jack got his tax alright...
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74 bottles. Might as well give this bottle to Brandy.. he needs one, no?
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75 bottles. and why was I not invited to the rum tax-palooza?
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76 bottles. Because you were away from your rum master duties. And I did collect the first tax!
Drum Roll! A bottle of rum! And it is empty. Hey.. he had a monster.. |
77 bottles of Jack getting pwned.
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78 bottles of edited rum.
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79 bottles of me preparing for next time.
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80 bottles of Jack preparing for something impossible.
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81 bottles of pew pew rum. Like always, eh?
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82 bottles of fireworkies!
OOHH!!!! AHH!!!!! |
83 bottles of Jack thinking The Monster was pretty.
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84 bottles. No. Not even no but no.
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85 bottles. Jack, you'd best pretend it's true. You don't want to meet him under those circumstances again, do you?
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86 bottles. There are many things I'll do, for a price, but say that, well.........
No. |
87 bottles. Someone get Crest.
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88 bottles of Jack sealing his fate.
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89 bottles. Of course. Best die worth a cause worth fighting for.
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90 bottles. You better bury yourself with El Patron... then again, even thats not safe from the wrath of The Monster.
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91 bottles. Why die for a cause worth fighting for when you could be like me and actually live.
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92 bottles. Monster isn't THAT bad. Honestly.
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93 bottles of agreeing. As long as he doesn't hate you too much.
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94 bottles. Psh, Monster loves me.
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95 bottles. Your immune to his... disease!
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96 bottles of The Monster doesn't carry a disease... I don't think.
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97 bottles. Nothing has rubbed off on me. I think.
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98 bottles of rum. Crest, The Monster likes you because you give him meat. Although no amount of meat Jack gives him will make him happy with him again. xD
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99 bottles of rum.
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100 bottles!!! Sharky with the win!
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101 bottles
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Hahaha. 102 bottles
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103 bottles. Be jealous peoples
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104 bottles. So Crest, is Jack fired because he couldn't collect rum tax from me?
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104 bottles. I always post #99. Now who is starting next thread? Or do we wait till 1k posts?
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Mine Mine Mine.
and TY :) |
1 bottle, can Crest fire Jack? I thought Crest was Jack's secretary... and Jack is the Supreme Rum Tax Collector.
Thanks Sarah! NOOO the rum's gone. The rum is from our hearts. |
2 bottles of misery. Will you share Sarah? My guild's rum stash is dry o_o
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3 bottles of cold rum. I wish we had more.
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4 bottles. I can fire Jack from Rum Mastery, but the rum tax is all his.
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5 bottles. Why would I ever be fired though? One tax not taken... so far. Still have others to take from!
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6 bottles of rum. I do believe I shall merely sit back and watch the festivities. Carry on, Jackie.
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