I ban Jack, because I trained him to take the rum from you, regardless of how much meat you have. Just hand over the rum. I can't hold his leash much longer!

I ban Davy for not realizing that a good portion of my body is wooden. Or fake. I doubt the monster really wants to go picking for the good stuff, or try to claw his way into my Sanctuary, hmm?

I ban Jack for trying to avoid the unavoidable.

I ban Jason.

I ban Jason for siding with me. Very wise my friend.

OOPS! Looks like the leash snapped! I would run if I were you. Or you can just hand over that rum...

I ban Davy for let him come. Death is preferred over rum forfeiture.

If he can find me.

I ban Jack. Jack, why is The Monster attacking you? Why is your arm laying in a bloody mess on the floor?

/shrug.

*Walks over to rum stash and starts wheeling out rum after inspecting it to make sure it is real. Its real.*

...98, 99. 100! This should last us Sorcerors a few weeks...

I ban Jack for thinking Death of any sort is coming. And I ban Davy for swaying his thoughts that way. Give me back me rum!

I ban Davy for stealing the rum.

I ban Crestshot and Sharktooth for not remembering they are Sorcerors... enjoy your share of the rum...

I ban Davy for taking the radiation poisoned/ explosive rum from one of my many fake caches, and for maiming my stunt double, Wacky Jacky!

He was the good one. -sniffle-

Don't you love surprises?

I ban Davy for not telling me I was sooner!

The :th_shark: is happy.

I ban Jack for thinking he can trick me like that. *sip* Nahh, this is good rum. I know it when I taste it. :)

As for you surviving, well, The Monster is never full xD

I ban Davy for even considering letting the Monster loose on Jack like that. I will step in, Mr!

I ban Davy for forcing the minions to rebel. The talk of revolution is always quiet at first, but even as it grows louder, it's ignored as mere rabble. However, I see I'm going nowhere.

I ban Crest for stepping in. You don't want us to die of rum thirst do ye?!

At least let me keep the rum. >.>

I ban Davy for trying to weasel rum.

I ban Jack for pointing it out when it obviously does not need pointing.

I ban Crest for not answering my question.

Ahh well... the rum has been stored in a safe place. Thanks Jack, but we will need more soon....

I ban Davy for not realizing I've given in.

I ban Jack for making a wise choice. The Monster has been called off. You may now return from hiding.

As a gift, I give you one bottle of the EITC's finest rum. Full.

I ban Davy for trying to bribe me. Thank ye for the rum.

I ban Jack. It was not bribery, it was a gift.

I ban Davy for giving me a gift! Must be poisoned! Or highly wanted...

I ban Jack for thinking I can't be nice sometimes...

I ban Davy cause Zombies are Awesome! P_P

I ban charles for an off topic ban.

My ban zombies will eat u...... i mean ban u MUAHAHA
(no not me u crazy fools O_O )

I ban davy cause my zombies killed meh .......

I ban charles. Lets hope you don't become a zombie either...

- comes back to life -

Ban-Bites Davy

Ah! Zombie! Ban Blade Slash!

I ban Charles for making me use my WMD.

I ban the zombie for not eating Jack. I ban Jack for his WMD

I ban Sharky for forgetting punctuation. GP for the win!

Gosh. Everyone is so critical. I ban everyone who has commented on my punctuation skills.

I ban Sharky because he needs a ! after gosh. Gosh! Get it right! :)
Also can I have a ban weapon!

I ban Jack for becoming my partner in crime. Together, we will make sure nobody will ever make a misspell or use wrong punctuation ever again! Muahahahahaha!!!

I ban Davy for partnering up with Jackie without adding me to the team.

I ban Crest for not sharing her rum with me.

I ban CM for not being a minion, and thus not being paid.

Go Grammar Police!

And Pirate Guy, of course you can have one! Take the all=powerful, somewhat dangerous Ban Twig!

I believe I am the BanSmith, Jackie -.-
The nerve!

I ban Steely because-BANLAZERSNEAKATTACK!

I ban Bane for using the horrid Ban Lazer! And don't worry guys, the GP will be taking recruits soon.
As long as you agree to pay the 20 barrels of rum starter fee.
And don't worry, the Ban Twig is pretty useless and I used it quite a few times... Next time he uses it, well, it will break.

I ban Davy and Jack for making an alliance aganst me. Even though I use perfect punctuation.

:th_shark:

I ban Spelling Error Sharky for continuing the offense! Want a ticket?

GP!

Wut? O, i ban jacke wakie 4 being part of the gp.

Horrid! Disgusting!

I ban Muffin for using such a filthy sentence!

I know, I'm so bad! I ban Jack.

I ban the muffin that went bad. You know where spoiled food goes?

*points to incinerator*

I ban fellow GP Officer Davy for having a devilishly good idea.

I ban Jack for not realizing that he is my officer, and that I am leader of the Grammar Police here on the Pirates Online Forums.

You are also banned for using an acronym.

I ban Jack for taking Davy's side.

Jack, I think that would be a good place for you... *Points to a Ball Pit* Enjoy!

OMG!

I can't ban Muffin! He gave me a BALL PIT!

And alright Davy, we share the leadership 85%-15%. You get the 85.

I ban muffin for treating Jack like a little kid.

I ban Jack. Give me an extra barrel of rum every two months and I'm happy.

I ban Davy for setting up a negotiating table.

We change the share to 65%-35%. Rum is a very valuable resource, and we're a little short, after I gave all my minions a barrel. However, when the Drink Replicator is finished, well, I'll be rolling in the doubloons. And swimming in the rum pool.

I ban Jack...

On second thought, 85%-15% sounds good to me.

I ban Davy for listening to reason, fellow GP co-founder.

We looking for any recruits?

I ban Jack for wanting recruits! Of course we don't want recruits!

I'll be accepting applications to join the GP in the form of PM, posts in this thread, or in game.

Don't look in the spoiler.

I lost The Game

I ban Davy for tempting me.... Really? Nearly 2 weeks straight. And then, that. Ugh.

I ban Jack for being like Pandora, and opening the box.

I ban Davy for not giving our future employees a form to fill out.

I'd say, we give them this.

Name: ________
Aliases: _________
Current titles (i.e. Rum Master, Noobanner, etc.): _________
Fears: ________
Willingness to submit to a higher authority and do whatever the blazes we tell you to do: _____
Desperation for Job: _______
Current Rum Bank Account: _______
Reason for Joining: ________

I ban Jack for forgetting the final line. Lets add these ones.

Muffin Pirate
IVIufFiN_P1rate, MuffinPirat, MuffiNxPiratE
Ban Masta, Rum God
Everything
No, Just No
I already have a Job
I don't have a Rum Bank account, because I am a Rum God...
I have nothing better to do.
Sure, it will be a monstorous feat.
Get your own Rum!


IBY!

I ban Muffin for incorrectly answering 2 questions. Your application has been DENIED.

Yes! See you in the GP on Thursday guys!

I ban the poster below me..

I ban muffin for banning me.

I ban muffin. Please fill out the application with the questions, in quote format, and with truthful answers.

I ban Davy for interrupting my ban.

I ban JJ....

I ban mp...

I ban the nickname I have not heard in a while.

I skip Davy to ban Spam Muffin. Unless I'm mistaken, I only have one J in my name, no?

I ban Jack for having an S.

I ban Davy for having a F

I ban Sharky for not giving an app- oh wait. You're a repeat offender!

But there is another Jack. Therefore the double J... I Ban The Poster Below Me...

I ban the poster above me for disobeying the ban rules.

Ban the poster ABOVE you.

I ban muffin for banning me.

I ban Sharktooth for not having punctuation. Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to come with me...

Sir. I will not come with you. I am too busy on Apocalypse. I ban Davy for trying to arrest me

Sir, please. Do not make me period spray you.

I ban Sharky for not letting me read him his rights.

I ban Jack for taking Miranda and putting her on paper.

I ban Crest for speaking of attorneys! This guy doesn't get an attorney until he cooperates.

I ban Jack. I do coorperate. Are we talking about me...?

I ban Sharky for making me do this.

-period spray-

Sir, I know it stings sir. Come with me, sir. Into the Police Car, sir.

I ban Jack for being so polite while spraying sharky in the eyes.

I ban Crest for Grammar Cops are always polite. And they always punctuate. Thus our motto.

"Polite, Punctuate, Protect"

I triple ban myself for making a terrible mistake. Am I distracted or what.....

I ban Jack for not fighting back and letting me bring back screenie proof so I could win. Darn.

I ban Crest for thinking I would ever pull the ol' "edit the messed-up phrase after somebody notices it and just blame them for not reading closely only to have them post a screenie and make you say that he/she edited your post."

I ban Jack for being hypocritical of his past self.

I ban Crest for saying I have used it in the past. Never. Davy did, and I just copied the idea to paper.

Whoa whoa whoa. Where did I make a punctuation mistake? I ban Jack for saying so.

You didn't cooperate Inmate #000000001. You were arrested for not cooperating.

I ban Sharky for being our first convict arrested. High Five!

I ban Jack for arresting me. Are you sure you got the right Sharky?

I ban Sharky for thinking there are other Sharkys.

I first of all ban Sharky. He is now locked up in the GP prison on Rambleshack.

I also ban Jack, for not following his own rules of punctuation. Look at the end of my little quote...

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to come with me...

Strike one, boy.

i, ban Davy" for think. they're grammar and speling rulez!!!!1! i was properly learned so i know their iz'nt any.

I ban Pirate Guy for almost giving me a heart attack!

I'm going to lock you up with your brother!

I ban Davy for I need to get out of here!!!! Can I at least be in a different cell? Pirate Guy is weird.

I ban Sharktooth. Have any good rum? If so, I'll let you switch in exchange for a few bottles...

I ban Davy for thinking he's above the law. *ahem* Looking for these keys, mate?

I ban Crest for daring to challenge my authority!

*ahem* Crest, if you promise to keep them locked in there... I have a few bottles of 100 year old rum. Aged nicely. But only if you are willing to throw those keys into the sea...