I ban muffin for not comign up wth a good reason

I ban SEAKING, because those like the Spam Pastry don't NEED reasons.

I ban Davy for having to explain the complexity of the Spam Pastry. Now go write teh chaptwurs for GTNATQFTLB :D

I ban Davy for not writing GTNATQFTLB!

I ban pib for pretending there is a lot of complexity for the Spam Pastry....

I ban Sharky, as I am not pretending. I mean, look at it!

I ban pib because it is on the page before, and I am too lazy to go back...

I ban Sharky for making me have to quote. See! Look. It's so..... odd.....

I ban pib for quoting it just for me. You are right it is odd...

I ban Sharky. I know right? What should we do with it?

I ban pib. We could sprinkle it with with some meat flakey things, and feed it to The Monster!

I ban Sharky. Brilliant! I'll grab the bacon bits.

I ban PIB for not throwing the quote (and the spam) in the ocean.

I ban Cresvy for being late on her response

I ban Pib for not realizing that ban could have worked ANYWHERE in this conversation.

*poof*

I ban Davy for going insane. noob :D

I ban Pie for daring to call me a noob!!!! I ban you into Oblivion! Your bans now are powerless! Ah hahahahahahahaha

*poof*

I ban davy becuase i ban the ban god and i declare that your bans aree now null and void unless you can entertain me, and yes you are a noob.

I ban SEAKING, because he needs to define noob before I accept his insult. And event then I shall rebut it.

I also ban you for thinking you have the power to declare my bans "null and void."

I ban Davy with large letters that supposedly make me look more powerful then I really am! Ahahahahahaha!!!

*poof*

I ban PIB for reverting to Davy's level of noob. *sigh*

I ban Cresvy for agreeing with me that Davy is a noob. You see what I deal with? *shakes head in disappointment*

I ban Crest for saying noob without having a proper definition of it.

I ban Davy. You ARE the definition of noob my friend :D

-PWNED-

I ban PIB for sinking to the level of Abassan insults.

I ban Cresvy for not pwning Davy. What happened to you? I thought you LOVED insulting him?

I Ban PIB for thinking I can even match that supreme level of epic pwnage. *cough*

I ban Cresvy for basking in my glory! :D Wait... are you being sarcastic? -_-

I ban you all, because I looked up the definition of noob! And I am for sure not one of them. I speak proper english, thank you. Not "noobish".

I ban Davy for looking up the definition of noob. How can you look up a definition of a word that comes up red in spell check?

-PWNED-

I ban pib, because I don't use normal dictionaries. I use awesome usersubmitted online dictionaries.

I ban Davy. Dang you and your usersubmitted dictionaries!

I ban pib for cursing at me! Don't you say that Mister! What would your mother say?! Hmm? HMM!?

I ban Davy. Uh... EDIT!

I ban Davy for asking about Pib's Mother. I'm sorry, nothing you tell her will fix her son.

I ban Cresvy for being incredibly accurate.

I ban Crest, because pib is.... unfixable. Unless.....

Pib! Come here! I have sharp things that I want to test on you!

I ban Davy for always going to the sharp and potentially dangerous tools.

I ban Davy. YAYZ :D Pointy objects are fun!

I ban PIB for agreeing. Don't say I didn't sigh in your direction.

I ban Cresvy for not enjoying getting billions of needles poked into you. Needles are fun :D

I ban PIB for thinking I care about acupuncture.

I ban Cresvy. Why you afraid of needles? :P *pulls out the worlds biggest sewing needle* His name is Charles.

I ban pib for pulling out Crestshot's other pirate...

Hi Pib! *stabs with spine through stomach*

How does that feel? Does it hurt? Or has all feeling gone? I'm eager to learn about the nerve system! :D

I ban Davy. Hmm... it tickles my ear a little. You might not learn much by stabbing me. I'm a strange strange boy...... :D

I ban pib... yes you are. Mind if I see what happens when I tie steaks to you and then lock you in a cage with my brother? I want to see if he will attack a friend when there is meat involved.

I ban Davy. Go ahead, it'll mean I don't have to go to school tomorrow :D

I ban pib, alright, just put this around you... good good, now step in here. Good, good.

*whistles and watches as Billy tackles Pib for the meat. Shuts door*

Very interesting observations... Pib, what blood type are you? Just in case we need extra blood for you.

I ban Davy. Honestly, I don't pay attention to that stuff some I'm gonan come up with something.

My blood type is AWESOME. *turns on machine to prove*

-CONFIRMED-

I ban pib! Great, now The Monster ate the machine too.

Pib, are you okay? Your arm is laying three feet away from you, and your leg is bent at an awkward angle. And your making strange screaming noises.

I ban Davy. Yup, this usually happens on Tuesdays. Except for the leg thing. That kinda hurts.

Ooh I is sorry pib. I ban Davy for releasing The Monster. I get you a band-aid pibby?

I ban pib. Ok just checking. Ouch, he's biting you! Are you wearing meat cologne?

I ban Sharky. Nah I'm good. I just go like this *does something with arm*

CRACK!

Ahhhhhh..... much better.....

I ban pib for not accepting my band-aids. Eek that crack was almost as bad as that one time a thing happened to me...

I ban Sharky, lets not go there.

Ok pib, tests are done. SHARKEHHH, get a mop. No, a hose. To clean up the blood. And bring me those limbs, I'll stitch them back on.

And I can't find any blood type "Awesome".

I ban Sharky.Oh oh! Thing! Tell me the thing!

I also ban Davy. No no no. It's blood type ' AWESOME ' not ' Awesome '

I ban pib, just sit in the hospital bed. I'll stitch your limbs back on and get you some blood type n00b.

I ban Davy for giving him blood type n00b, he really needs blood type AWESOME!

I ban Sharktooth. My mistake, thank you. Found some blood type AWESOME.

Here's the blood, stitching back your limbs. Mmmhmm... mhmm... wait a minute, where's your left index finger? Oh god.... BILLY!!!

*runs off*

I ban Davy for.... Wait no, Davy wait! I found it, it was in my French Fries container....

I ban Sharktooth. This is why you don't eat fast food.

*munches on KFC.*

I ban Davy. Why y'all munching on my limbs?

I ban Davy for eating Fast Food right there.... Now go back to Subway.

I ban pib because it ain't your limbs... Yet.

I ban Sharktooth for spending too much time with The Monster. Eating humans is bad.

I ban Davy because didn't say I was gonnas eat pib... This is getting weird, new topic por favor.

Fine.

I ban you all a good night!

I ban Davy for leaving us in our time of need!

I Ban McSharky for crying out for help.

I ban Crest for that was a disguise to mask the presence of my joy that he is gone...

I ban McSharky for setting traps and disguises. Do you have the thing for the thing?

I ban Crest. I don't know which thing you mean, if it is the real thing, then no, I lost that. But if it is the other thing, I think I put it in my pantry....

I ban McSharky for losing my precious, precious.... thing.

I ban Crest for it was my thing first.... I think.

I Ban McSharky for not being able to trace the thing's history.

I ban Crest because the thing is elusive, and it rewrites history, therefore, giving us no proof of its very existence.

i ban sharky for banning crest haha

Oh Yeah! *High Fives* See, now thats a friend...

I ban poster #1.

I ban Crest and SHARKEHHHH for talking about this.... thing. This is a thing that you have lost, rewrites history.... THE GAME!

I ban Davy for I haven't ban him in a lonnnnnnnng time

- takes away davys ban powers with ban god powers -

I ban davy for being a noob!

I ban seaking for being a ban Noob too - hits with ban stick -

- blocks and disarms -

- epically pwns agnel -

I ban angel for insulting the ban god :P

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Note: The above statement is trademarked by Wackie Jackie Inc. Any person to copy, fabricate, or lie about said statement faces heavy punishments, ranging from Imprisonment to Collaring.

Where was I? Oh yeah....

I ban The All-Noobish Noob God for pretending to be a ban god.

I ban Jackie for his epicly long ban post. And his soon-to-be-famous Dictionary and TM.

I ban Sharky. It is "long" not "lonjn". COLLAR!!!

I ban Davy because..... I cen speelz howevar i want now beecuz i heve teh collor on 4ever....

I ban McSharky for reveling in his new collar power.

I ban Crest because that's how cool I am. And I like to protest

Sharky forgot punctuation again. IBY.

Collar time. *puts Collar on Sharky*

*Slice slice slice zap zap zap squeeze squeeze squeeze burn burn burn stab stab stab*

I love my job.

I ban Davy. I hate your job. Oh my goshes, when the SS Guild thingy gets made to a sub-forums your name will be Green 0_0

I ban all the Noob Banners who continue to make up ban weapons and ban history.

I ban MPO for the random post.

I ban Shark for not realizing that he was being banned and can't post.

I ban Sharky, because the Spam Pastry can be as random as it desires.

I ban Davy for being a noob and double-banning Shark.

I skip ban Doctor, sorry mate... To ban Davy because I don't pretend to have Ban Weapons or Ban History xD So I don't think it was directed towards me...

I ban Shark because I have 502 posts now.

I ban Doctor because it says you have 501 0_0

I ban Doctor Dan for failing.