I ban Jack for using warped and calling me a minion. you lie sir.

I ban Jack for if Dog is your minion, do I get to boss him around, since I am The Overseer

Dun dun dun....

I will NEVER follow orders from you sharky... since your sorceror is only around level 20....

23 to be exact. And IBY because I have a max. MUAHAHAHHA!

I ban you because that max is NOT a sorceror and therefore has no power over me AND in the sorcerors you have the very same position as I do (Veteran)

I ban Dog because power runs deeper than guilds.

Calm down minions.

First, I ban Sharky, for you are The COMMANDANT! (Dunh! Dunh! d-d-DUNH!)

Second, I ban Dog, for when I am away, Sharky is your boss.

!ahahahahahahahahahahahawM

I ban Jack for giving me such an honor. W00t!

I ban Sharky because that may be true but I only obey those with authority over me which you have none of.

I ban Dog, for I have authority over you, and I give the authority to Sharky when I am busy inventing new inventions. Like a new collar.....

I ban Jack for dreaming that he has authority over me.

I ban Dog for dreaming that he is dreaming by saying that Jack is dreaming that he has authority over you.

I ban Sharky and Jack Shipnoob for teaming on the poor dog. He's rabid you know.

I ban Davy for interrupting me.

I ban Dog for denying his minionship, for now.

You see Sharktooth? He was once like you. Tried to resist me initially. Often very resistant. However, now, he loves to follow orders. And he gets rewarded for his obedience.

You shall obey, Recruit # 003. You shall become a product of the system.

So, we can do this the easy way, or the Collar way.

I ban Jack for his loooong list of bans.

I ban Sharky for not seeing I only made 2 bans.

I ban Jack because I meant to ban you for your long response, but I don't want to edit it.

I ban Jack. To get to Dog, you need to:

1. Go through The Monster. "A nigh impossible proposition!"
2. Go through me. I am a master swordsman, and I am a fierce fighter!
3. Go through The Monster again. If you somehow beat him the first time, you have to go through his other three pirates.
4. Go through Dog. He is rabid, and is vicious.

:D

I ban Davy because my cat could get through Dog :P His name is Dude.

I ban Davy for,

1) I am immune to the monster, because of my new vaccinations.
2) My name is Shipsteel only because I am skilled in Sailing and Swordplay, and swordplay infinitely more.
3) A collar would be easy enough to put on Dog when he charges towards me.

However, becasue I find it foolish to fight you and your ways, I shall allow Dog free. But he'll be back.

.yanm revo ecneulfni eltbus evah ot tesb s'ti ,yas syawla I ekil dnA

not to mention I have about 6 pirates all but two of witch are dogs and they are ALL rabid and vicious!

I ban Jack because I can't real the last couple of words in his warped sentence.

I ban Jack, because The Monster evolves and so does his disease, and either way, no vaccination can prevent maiming.

I second that and Jack, you may be able to collar one charging dog but.... I am a master of the sword too. so the puppy will charge you while Dog comes in an uses the cursed fire on you.

And then when he realizes whats happening, The Monster will attack!

IBY!

I ban Dog because the puppy intimidates no one.

I ban Sharky for not seeing that the Puppy is simply the distraction...

IBY. Nice distraction, he's so small no one could see him. ^_^

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA good one sharky! BANNED

I ban Dog for the humongo ban he has just placed on me.

aye.. I set it on seven and then did it in all caps for the mega ban affect banned

I ban Dog for the tiny ban on Sharky

I ban Pirate Guy for appearing out of nowhere!

I ban Guy for taking some of meh scores.

I ban Sharktooth for being so territorial about the arcade.

I ban Davy because it creeps into my thoughts day and night...

I ban Sharktooth for not having a life outside of the POF arcade.

I ban lurking leo.

I ban Davy for beating my highscores in the Arcade. Me sad :( You said you were done with it. :O

I ban Davy for trying to secure another throne upon the Arcade.

I ban Jack because I don't want to score in the top three. I just want certain highscores. Namely snake.

I ban Davy for enjoying snake.

I ban Dog for not enjoying the Arcade.

I ban Sharky for not looking closely... I have a score of 61 (matching one of yours I think) in 360 snake.

I ban 360 snake for not working on my computer...

I ban Davy's computer for being strange.

I second that ban.

I ban Davy for having a strange computer. and for seconding my ban of his computer.

I ban seconding bans.

I ban the people who said seconding for confusing me.

I ban Stealthy for being confused.

I ban Davy for being one of the two people that confused the poor guy.

I also ban the two guests that are lurking!

I ban dog for being Ban Happy.

I ban Davy for noticing that..

I ban everyone. Because I said so, and because I can....

I ban my awesome avatar...

I ban muffin because Muffin Pirate Ops was cooler.

Is it blurry? I hope it isn't... Then I would have to GIMP it. LoL

I ban Davy. Time for a new one...

I ban Muffin for changing avatars so often, and not just sticking with an epic one like me.

I ban Davy for not changing his avatar. I need to bring teh dancing kitty cat back.

I ban the Shark.

I ban my crazy GM for having a purple name. (STILL)

I ban dog, because I have it until the next season ends. In 3-4 months.

I ban Dog for complaining that Davy still has his purple name. Who wouldn't have a purple name?

uh... men?? lol just kidding BANNED

I ban oversized bans.

I ban stuff.

I ban the word "ban."

I ___ Davy for ___ing the word ___ yeah thats totally not going to work lol

I ___ dog because I have messed up the whole ___ game.

I lost The Game.

I ___ dog for using the word ___ in the ___ game when I clearly ___ned it.

I ___ Davy for ___ing me for using the word ___ in the ___ game when he clearly ___ned it.

I ban Dog for his spam mega ban.

I ___ Sharktooth for using the ___ned word.

I skip Davy to ___ sharky for not liking my MEGA ___!!!!!!!

I underscores and any other symbol(s) to replace the forbidden word.

I BAN you two for not saying BAN.

I Davy for ing underscores and other symbols thus making this game impossibly complicated.

I dog for complaining that I have made The Game too complicated.

I also The Game.

I lost the game since we can no longer call this game by it name what are we supposed to do?
IY

i ban you because i just woke up

I ban the Italian City-State for reminding me of Rennisance Italy.

I ban Jack for failing at spelling. RENAISSANCE! ufail.

I also ban you all as my last ban before I leave. (Good)Bye!

I ban Davy for leaving us...

Jack's joke wasn't that bad...

i ban you because i'm bored.

I ban you for being bored.

I ban Stealth for being post number 385!! Ha I see you online!!

I ban Bubba for his creepy avatar.

I ban Stealth for using the one word I really despise.... IM A GIRL :degen: Look at my profile lol

I ban the nonexsistent guest to avoid banning Bubba Girl

I ban Stealthy Cannoneer because I'm the Juggernaut Master.

I ban CT for bringing mastership into this.

I ban Jack for banning me for bringing mastership into this.

I ban both of you for bringing mastership into this.

I ban those who doubt the masters.

Respect yo' elders!

I ban Jack. You say "yo", slang for getting someones attention. So, you must be calling the elders to come and see the respect you have for them.

I ban The Dan Man for making his grand return to the Activities Forum.

And for taking everything so literally.

I ban Jack for banning the man who's name is Dan. Dan is a man of true words.

I ban CT for making this into a rhyme war!

I can make a rhyme, anytime, especially when comitting a crime, by stealing a dime.

WHAT!

I ban Jack because rhymes are only for the man named Jack Black. Yo' rhymes are whack, Mack. Get back, 'cause this Jack is gonna attack.

I ban CT for not remembering Jackie Khaki. Joyce Turquoise. Ned Red. Sheen Green. Orange Orange. What about those guys?