Who bites his own hand off.

Andy takes the monkey and nurses it back to health.

And trains it to be a killing machine.

Together they fight Blackbeard. And win.

Then they claim the sword of triton as their prize

Then El Patron comes along and kills them both with his Legendary sword.

Lucinda comes and heals them then gives eternal life.
Then they go to Taco Bell for a bite.

Then they meat Iron Anvil and the see him cutting up some stake with is lost sword of el patrone ( he takes very good care of his sword he cleans it every day ) lol

They ask to try some.

They like it very much.

They hire Iron Anvil as a personal chef (he is payed well)

He cooks them whatever they like

They like rum cake

Iron quickly and swiftly make a rum cake.

Andy and Jack are very happy.

Suddenly, a dancing kitten wearing a coat comes out of nowhere and kills them all, to be banished forever from the living world.

They arrive in Davy Jones' Locker, and decide to make a team so they can figure out a way to get back to the living world.

Meanwhile, in Tortuga, Stealth plans to rob the King of Spain

But then they remember they have eternal life, and wake up from the dream of the locker.

Only to find out that they sat on the back of a giant sinking turtle.

The turtle hasn't realised they're there.

They start paddling and use the turtle as a raft.

By this time, the turtle HAS noticed them.

Then the turtle swam down the the bottom of the ocean, and for some reason, now the story revolves around the turtle.

The crew are sad that the story no longer revolves around them.

And then then the turtle gets a lazer gun and blasts the crew into smitheriens.

A random old man comes along and starts picking up the pieces of the crew for his collection.

Then, the unknowing man, eats the peices and gets turned into a turtle, in which, the sea turtle falls in love with.

Meanwhile, the pieces are forming back together inside the turtle...

Then, the turtle.....
Wait, wait wait....
I can't tell which one we are talking about, so, I will call the human turtle, hTurtle.

hTurtle gets transformed into a zombie from all the undead peices, and is sucked down to Davy Jones' locker, much to Turtle's dismay.

Then Andy comes and kills Zombiedude/hTurtle.

Too bad Andy just found out that you cant kill a zombie or something in Davy Jone's Locker!

So he goes back to plunderin'.

THE END.

:smiley_toxic::smiley_toxic::smiley_toxic:

Or so he thinks...

Then the Kraken bursts out at them! Andy grabs his Sharkfang Blade!

But, then the Kraken takes the blade out of his hands and eats him and chews!

Andy wakes up to find him in the Locker with Stealth.

He tells Stealth to take his hand, and since he has eternal life, the teleport out of the locker.

But they get the infinite loading screen, and get lost somewhere in between. O_O

So, Andy hits F5.

But they find out that POTCO has had a setback and they both lose everything, dating back to 2006. O_O

Then they hack POTCO and fix it.

But, then POTCO sues them for hacking even though it helped them.

However, Andy and Stealth turn to back to the world of POTCO seeing it overrun by Thriller Zombies. o_O

Then Micheal Jackson is added in an update for Halloween.

And he sues all the pirates for using his copyrighted dance move!

But the pirates force MJ to give them his money.

Which amounts to three Pieces of Eight.

Then Cutler Beckett appears in the court room that everybody seems to be in...

All of the pirates stab Cutler Beckett 999 times.

But he comes back again as a rage ghost and kills them all. O_O

But then me and Hammy enter the scene and PWN the Rage Ghost!

Andy revives Stealth (eternal life, it really is nice) and team up with Hammy and Awesome.

Then they decide that since they killed a Rage Ghost they might as well dig up a Titan from Tartarus just to kill it for fun.

So they head to LA!

And bribe Hades into giving them a Titan.

Then he says no.

Stealth pwns Hades.

A crate filled with rum appears out of thin air.

Andy congratulates stealth, and he decides that the battle party is to big...

Mr. Awesome agrees and kills Andy.

But when he is run through he pulls the sword out and stabs awesome, killing him unreversibly and forever, putting a curse on him.

And Andy is then killed by a random crate of rum falling from the sky.

But he stands back up because Lucinda granted him eternal life.

Meanwhile Mr. Awesome decides he likes it in Davy Jones Locker... (It's the only quiet server you can find nowadays)

So he settles down and retires, meanwhile Andy forced Hades to give them a titan.

So, with an airy wave of his hand, Cronus appears.

Hammy, Stealth, and Andy pull out their swords.

Then their swords become cursed and attack their owners.

So Andy pulls out his staff and kills Kronos with desolation, then he leaves Stealth and Hammy to die.

Stealth runs round the corner, to see Davy Jones, Jolly Roger, Barbossa and Jack Sparrow looking quite angry.

Meanwhile Mr. Awesome has be digging himself out of Davy Jones Locker using the same methods he used to dig out the Titans...

Which, is failing because, he didn't dig out the Titans. Meanwhile, Andy is searching for Jack the monkey.

So he bribes Hades, if he can send 500 Navy souls, and 500 EITC souls to the underworld he will be granted immorality.

Andy calls upon Misty to help him with this task.

They talk to Barbossa.

Barbossa takes a swig of Rum.

Meanwhile Awesome completes his task, and kills Hades for good measure.

Awesome eventually gets run over by a horde of puppies.

He gets knocked out, only to wake up finding out he is being attacked by Cerberus!

Meanwhile on a far away island, someone looses the game.

Then he realizes, why didn't Keeper get invited into the game?

he then goes into deep thought on this topic for the next ninety-three years eight months three weeks five days fifteen hours and thirty-nine minutes.

Ps that would make the date 4/5/2111 at 2:50 pm
pss this time is based on the time of the person above me's time of posting

This thought topic covers 97% of the world's present knowledge.

Misty dies of stupidity. (come on, do the heroic thing and kill off your character!)

The cookie dough makes Misty smart again (:P), and she is very happy with Hector.

Then Hector notices that Misty smells like Cookie Dough and eats her.

Misty plots her revenge inside Hector's stomach.

then cronose comes along and asks "can i stuff a few kids in there?"

Hector lets out a loud belch........

and lightning flashes.

And there is Misty - covered in stomach goo.

Suddenly, this story becomes too graphic for POForums, but afterwards, Cronus is sinking back into the earth and Misty is still covered in stomach goo.

Skippy cleaning service arrives to get rid of the goo.

Then Andy walks in with Jack the monkey and Stabs Misty for not helping.

Then Stealth comes in and cries bitterly because he couldnt kill Cronus.