Hi Sharky! Your call has reached an automated banning machine.

Due to the weak nature of that ban, I hereby ban you.

Good day.

I ban Skip because that was a terrible ban with a lot of effort to make it funny, which you didn't accomplish.

I ban TSC for probably making Skip cry.

I ban Davy because that's The Onions job!

I ban Davy for thinking that TSC made Skip cry. Why should he cry?

I ban Catherine.

I ban Stealthy for making me cry.

I ban Softydoo.

I ban Davy for not calling him Skype.

I ban CST for trying desperately for that nickname to stick.

I ban TSC because it is working.

I ban McSharky for being in denial. That's like YOUR nickname.

I ban Crest. Crest, you are the only one who calls me that, so I don't know about that.

I Ban McSharky for not understanding my sentence. Let me rephrase. That's like my oh so special nickname for you that you, unfortunately for you, fortunately for me, made on accident one night, that only I use.

I ban Crest for making her own name on accident/purpose.

I ban Skype.

I ban Stealthy for never learning what goes behind "I ban ____."

I ban Jack.

I ban Stealthy for proving my point.

And don't try the edit ban.

I ban jack for telling stelth not to edit.


Edit: I do not ban editing. bwahaha!

I ban Cannonbane for trying to laugh at me in her edit notes.

i ban sven bc i was gonna make it again!

i ban jack bc he posted before me

I skiperdoo swash1 to ban Jack for calling Cannonbane a her.

I ban MPO.

I ban SC for failing at making nicknames.

I ban TSC for failing at realizing initials.

I ban TSC for not looking at Stealth's post where he said "Skype." Therefore, my nickname is working.

I skip all you to ban Crest because I understand what you meant now. :P

I skip the pastry to ban Skiperdoo.... for these....

http://i1124.photobucket.com/albums/...0_09-17-14.jpg

http://i1124.photobucket.com/albums/...0_09-24-31.jpg

http://i1124.photobucket.com/albums/...0_09-24-55.jpg

lol i ban skiperdoo

I ban Skype for already having too much rum today.

I ban the absent Skiperdoo for doing bans outside of the forums.

I ban you all for, in essence, seconding and thirding my ban.

I ban Davy for making a good ban, which I actually laughed at, and then when I support it, ban me for liking it!

I ban Jack for expecting more from someone like me.

I ban Davy for ALMOST making me second that ban. Yeah. I didn't fall for it.

I ban Davy for that conversation we had earlier.

Remember, you started it.

I ban Skiperdoo for trying to blame another for his troubles.

I ban Skiperdoo for not admitting to his crimes.

I ban Jack for supporting me.

I ban Jack because It's not me who has the problem.

I ban Skiperdoo for referring to math.

I ban Skip for thinking I have a problem. Rum problem? Absolutely.

I ban Jack for not telling others about the Rum2 program.

I ban Skip for spoiling it.

I ban Jack for keeping secrets.

I ban Davy for trying to diverge the plans from me.

I second that.

I ban Sharky for having his post unrecognizable if not in the ban game.

I ban skippy for posting on top of me. "Get off of me!"

I ban Jack for calling me a Her. ??? jack. lol.

I ban Hector for being the subject of the constant gender swapping.

I ban Crest for saying that, yet having at least two male pirates.

I ban Davy skull of fire for pwning the shot of crest.

I ban Dog for calling me Skull of Fire. I haven't been drinking Addled Elixir lately, thank you.

I ban Davy.

I ban Stealthy for not having any good reason to be here.

I ban skip because none of us REALLY have a good reason to be in the ban game...

I ban Dog because I do.

I ban Sharky because I don't.

Not

I ban Skype because you just said I do not not have reason to be here therefor you dont.


Dont worry, I will return to no-reason bans.

i ban only sven bc he didnt even say the rankings!

- noobanner -
- Banner! -
- ban lord -
- master banner -
- Admiral Banner - (top rank) ( add = this maybe changed lol bc it isnt real rank. but i shouldnt of said that xD ) ( by the way im on that rank! )



i ban..... hmm the poster under me. ( second ban in 1 post )

I ban Swash because noobanner is the worst.

I ban Swash because those are not the true rankings.

I ban Shark.

now now calm down xD

finally getting the " ban attention i need "

lol i ban stealth for calling sharky
" shark "

I ban Swash.

I ban Stealth for bringing constant shame to the ban game.

How do you do that black thing, Stelth?

Like this!

I ban you for not knowing how to do the 'black thing'.

I ban you for not telling me how to do the "Black Thing"

I ban Cannonbane.

I BAN EVERYONE because no one is telling me how to do the black thing.

You do it like this.

Hah. I ban you.

I ban Nate.

I ban Cannonbane because it's called a spoiler. Stealthy made a thread about it, so you can go look at it, because he was a spoiler noob also and couldn't figure it out. (I had to give him the answer.)

I ban Nate for continually popping in and out. Do I smell a potential return soon?

I ban McSharky for skipping poor Naters.

I ban Crest for wanting to take a 2 week hiatus from this game we know and love oh so much.

I ban Sharky for not being clear. I Can't Find It Sharky!

I ban Cannonbane for not looking at the BB Code for answers!

I ban Skippy for confusing poor Hector even more.

I ban Crest for this is confusing... Monkies prefer Bananas over Boonanas.

I ban Dead because I believe it's the monkey robots whom recieve all of the bananas in times of surplus.

I ban doo skiper for skipping his doo

I ban Dog for failing at making a pun.

I ban Skip for assuming I was making a pun when really I was just doing what I do to peoples names... (I.E. Captain Sharktooth = Sir. Tooth Of The Shark)

I ban Dog because when you referred to me, you referred to me in verbal context, therefore completely throwing nicknames out the window.

I ban Skippy John Jones. And, Crest, potentially, (is that the right word? >_>) I will be back in a few days, yes.

I ban Nate for coming out of nowhere and then leaving for a few days at random

Few days??? I ban Dog for that understatement.

I ban Nate for actually still playing the ban game. Don't you know it only makes you more insane?

You can't get much more insane than me... But you can try! Well, OK, I lie. Davy IS pretty crazy....
So is the lurker, CREST!

EDIT/P.S.: Night ban!!!!

I ban Crest for her Halloween themed text.

I also ban Crest for her on/off orange posting.

Decide already!

I ban Skipeedee for not liking variety.

I ban Davy for assuming that is so.

I ban Skipeedee for trying to deny it.

I ban Davy for taking my side.

I ban Crest because I had to wait a whole day of boring bans and even more boring banners to finally ban someone worthy of a good ban.