I ban Sharktooth for staying up late and doing crummy bans instead of sleeping and doing domination bans in the morning.

I ban Jules for coming back to us and lurking. Or crying. Used tissue?

I ban Davy because sleeping is for noobs.

I ban CST and DF because neither one of you is even a year old here at POF.

I ban TSC for having to resort to such a low blow.

I ban MA for.... yeah.

I ban you both for banning past your bedtimes...

I ban Jules for using these words

I ban rich for not liking my words...

I ban rich because you have to have some kind of bedtime.

I ban Cannon for assuming everyone sleeps in a bed.

UNTRA MORNING BAN!!!! I BAN EVERYONE WITH my epic morning ban.

I ban Cannon for concluding his caps with my.

Imagine how awful that would sound if someone actually said that.

I skiperdoo you all to ban TSC for telling me this and not taking my post number into account.

I ban DF for spending way too much time here and for over posting.

I ban TSC because I spend less time here than most, and my posts aren't single sentence replies and unnecessary like many of yours.

I ban DF because mine may be that, but they are not useless stories and are not my two cents on Every post on POF.

I ban TSC for being a dime a dozen.

I second that ban.

I ban Third that ban.

I ban TSC for not making sense.

i ban mr... stealthy cannoneer for posting before me...

seriously what was u thinking?


"I Rule."

I ban Swash for his epic phaliz grammar.

I ban Stealthy for his epic phailz ban.

I ban Skirata for calling my story useless. I take great offense to that, as I spend a lot of time on it trying to get just the right moods, a good amount of suspense, perfecting my characters, and making every detail of it the best I can do. I spend months working on these stories and stay up late at night typing on my computer so that I can get the satisfaction of knowing that I have completed something that I can show to others for their enjoyment. Coming from a person who has probably never even bothered to read the first chapter of it, I would appreciate it if you would not criticize my works in such a manner. Thank you very much.

I ban Davy for trying his best and never giving up.

I ban Skiperdoo for supporting me and not getting in the path of my rage.

I ban Davy for having his path of rage filled with potholes.

I ban Skiperdoo for making jokes about my previous bans. I meant it.

I ban Davy for making a good ban.

See how I didn't refer to a previous ban that time?

I ban Davy for not covering up the potholes, so he can go back to his rage.

I skip to ban TSC for actually offending someone in the ban game you ought to be ashamed of yourself!

I ban DF because I do take pride in my posts too even if they are single sentences and unnecessary. I took offense first. I just shot back. And I have read your stories, not as often but I have. I just know where to hurt.

I ban Dog because I am not ashamed if that was my intention. If it was unintentional then that would be different.

I ban TSC for this is not the proper place for this conversation. this thread is intended to be fun not for putting each other down.

I ban Dog because the entire point of the ban game is to put each other down in situations where usually you'd perish the thought immediately.

I ban Dog because I didn't shot first. I just shot back.

And I agree, This place is for fun.

I double ban Dog for making peace and sense.

I ban skiperdoo because there is a line that ought not be crossed and it was crossed.

i also ban TSC because weather you fired the first shot or not doesn't matter the wise thing to do is let the first shot be the last.

I ban TSC for acting as Han Solo.

I ban Dog for starting to make more and more sense. What did you had for breakfast today?

I ban Skip for bringing up a very debatable topic. The Original SW had Han shooting second, but the Remastered SW have Han shooting first.

I ban TSC for still trying to come up with excuses and not agreeing that he played an equal part.

I ban Dog for enforcing the rules.

I skiperdoo Day to ban TSC for continously weird grammar.

I ban Dog because he had several grammar errors up there. ^

I ban Sharky for pointing up when everything wrong was clearly to the left.

I ban DF because I am not saying that I didn't. I know I played my part.

I ban Davy for not letting go thus making the situation worse also I ban myself for making so much sense... who laced my breakfast with wisdom potion?

I ban Dog for having his milk not compatible with wisdom potions.

It works better when you use 2%.

I ban TSC for contradictions.

I ban Skiperdoo for tempting people to make song references.

I ban Dog because I do let bygones be bygones. Its water under the bridge over here.

I ban Skip because I drink 2%
I also ban davy for pointing out the contradictions
I ban TSC for having enough sense to let it go
and I ban myself for being so bloody slow

I ban Dog for drinking it instead of using it in his cereal.

I skiperdoo dog to ban TSC because most bridges go over water anyway.

I ban Davy for having an endless bridge to nowhere.

I ban DF because I am sorry I took a shot to where I knew it was going to hurt.

I ban TSC an acception and an apology for criticizing his posts.

I ban TSC and Davy... now you two share a bottle of rum and get along!

I ban DF because he still hasn't explained what went down with Him & Crest. Or is that too personal?

I double ban DF because I am glad we cool.

I ban dog for wanting me to poison TSC.

I ban TSC for thinking something went down with us. Vat iz diz!?

I ban TSC again for double banning me. That hurt. *puts on band-aid *

I ban Davy for poisoning everyone with monster rum.

I ban Skip because Red Rum is worse than that.

I ban TSC for never trying Monster Rum.

Then again... you may be immune, because of when you met The Monster...

I ban DF because that is a Classic.

I ban Davy for not telling us what he means by TSC meeting the Monster.

I actually met him once, he doesn't seem like he wants to eat me.

I ban TSC and myself for not taking chat logs...

I ban Skip because I haven't met him (Skip).

I ban TSC for having confusing bans, and therefore weak bans.

I ban TSC for not specifying meeting policies.

I ban Davy for thinking confusing=weak. It's only weak to those whom understand it's foolishness.

a confusing ban is good because the person could be pwned and not even realize it.

I ban dog for forgetting to make a ban. I have evidence.

I ban Dog for not banning!

I ban TSC for being just a tad slow.

I ban Dog for being so confusing, he didn't even ban anyone?!?!

I'm faster than all of you, you just don't realize it.

I ban my failure to ban

I ban Dog for banning himself. In truth, one of his most valid bans.

I ban Skip for banning me when his ban should have been directed at himself

I ban Skip or Doo? That was such a lame attempt of a pun.

I ban dog for thinking Skiperdoo doesn't make valid bans. They're valid, but not necessarily descent.

I ban TSC for saying Skip or Doo? When he could have said Skipee-dippee-doo.

I ban Davy for thinking my bans descent.

Why are you using the word descent?

These posts are going too fast. 0_o

I ban u all 4 dat.

I ban Sharky for complaining about the banning speed when he should be doing just the opposite.

I ban Skiperdoo because descent is less than good.

I ban Davy for skipper-pwnage

I ban Davy for his spelling fail.

And no, I'm not going to say phail so you can ban me for contradiction.

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking I made a spell fail when indeed my spelling is impeccable.

I ban skiperdoo for skiperdooing me

I ban Skype because my avatar thing won't work, it's all your fault!!!!

I ban Sharky for not making his avvie work.

I ban Sharky for not resizing his pictures before inserting them into the GIF.

I ban lurking puppy.

I ban Stealthy for thinking Dog's lurking, when he's really just waiting for you to make a mistake.

I don't know why he hasn't spoken up yet, with all the opportunities.

I ban Skiperdoo for conversing with his fellow banners.

I ban Stealth I am not lurking I am busy

I ban Dog for trying to reverse engineer beanie babies. It just won't work!

I second that ban.

I ban Skip for diving off the deep end

I ban Dog for wearing The Little Mermaid floaties.

I ban Skip for diving into shallows. That may hurt your head, mate.

and I also ban you again for hating on The Little Mermaid.

I ban Davy for I have never seen the Little Mermaid. I think that reflects something on my personality, no?

I ban Stealthy for not liking Disney Movies.

I ban Stealthy because that says to me that the little mermaid is before his time which makes him very very young

I ban Dog because I watched Snow White, does that make me 80?

I ban MA because when I first watched Snow White as a young boy I was scared. Good times... good times...