I ban Stealthy becuase you're next.

I ban Skypes psychic powers.

I ban Stealthy because I already ran you over with your new avvie.

I ban Skype for you cant run me over with my avvie.

I ban SC because you are with The Wrong Company.

I ban TSC for being with the right one.

I BAN Stealth because I don't know what company this is

I ban richfireskull for why don't you what company it is?

I ban Iron for doing his weekly take over of the activities thread.

I ban Sharky because it is a monthly takeover.

I ban Stealthy for it is a when ever I come to the forums take over. :piratetongueor4:

I ban Geedy for thinking the takeover makes him appear powerful. It usually makes you just more insane.

I ban Jack for not realizing that is what he is trying to do.

I ban Sharky, for he didn't mention that.

I ban you all because I am in a very pleasant mood....

I ban Jules because someone will ruin that soon.

I ban TSC for predicting his own doing.

I ban Skip for implying that I will ruin Jules' day.

I ban TSC because implication does not equal insinuation.

I ban Skip because TSC could never ruin my day!

I ban Jules for being right.

I ban TSC for not noticing Jules's clever wording. She said you could never ruin your day, not would. Therefore by agreeing, you basically said that you didn't have the power to do so.

Ahh, I love looking into the deeper meaning of these. I ban that too.

I ban Davy for double banning when the second ban has no purpose

I ban Muffin because I don't know who that is.

I ban rich for showing ignorance in the ban game. That will one day be held against you.

I ban DF because she says could because no matter what I could say or do; I'll never mess up her day. Besides she is Jules, I would never try to ruin her day. I can, but I won't.

I ban TSC because you never ruin my day no matter how hard you try:laughks2:.

I ban TSC for being caring to his friends...

...and vicious to the Noobanners!!

I ban MA for poking a hungry lion.

I ban Davy because rank two Poke is enough to kill that hungry lion.

I ban MA for forgetting that you still have to attune it.

I ban Davy becuase I use the Banshee Doll, which has Evil Eye!

I ban MA because lions live in prides. There'll be one behind you. Probably more.

I ban Davy because that is what Broadswords, Blunderbusses and Viper's nest are for!

I ban MA for thinking he can take down a pride of lions with those.

That Broadsword is so heavy that when you swing, you'll need time to regain your balance.

When you reload your blunderbuss, the lions will get you.

When you are reaching for knives, the lions will get you.

I ban Davy because those lions have never felt Pain or Suffering, and by that I mean my right fist Pain and my left fist Suffering.

I ban MA for thinking he can kill a pride of lions...

I ban this foolishness... Are you really having this debate?

I ban Davy because I can. I just need rank five Blade Storm, rank five Steel Shot, rank five Life Drain, rank five Viper's Nest, rank five Siege Charge, rank five Desolation, and 35 bottles of rum!!!

And I ban Juliana because this is a valid debate!

I ban the thought of a drunk MA in possession of weapons.... 0_0 Disaster anyone?

I ban Juliana because the rum is to celebrate my victory!

I ban Mr. A for implying that he is not very tough, and cannot kill a pride of lions until after he trains.

I ban Jack because, did you not hear the part where I kill them with my bare fists?!?!

I then ban Mr. A for saying first he could beat up a pride with his Pain and Suffering, and then going back and saying he would need to master several skills and a little boost (rum) to take them on.

I ban Jack because I just got famed Throwing knifes, I am going to test them on the lions... Here kitty kitty...

I ban Mr. A, for if he misses his first shot, he won't have a second shot.

I ban MP for stopping that whole debate and for that Illegal Sig!

I ban TSC and MP for not contributing to the debate.

I ban SHARKY for not inputting either.

I ban Iron because I came after it was over.

I ban CST for thinking that I would indulge in any topic that MA makes up.

I ban Skirata for bringing up a valuable point.

I also must ban Sharky for not remembering the rules of said game, and how we are attempting to ban the poster ABOVE us.

I ban Jack because Sharky did ban the poster above.

I ban Geedy for not understanding my reference to his reference about TSC not banning Mr. A, which, if he did, would've broken the sacred rules, and upset The Ban Equilibrium.

I also ban you for trying to impress us with your activities dominance. I for one, am not.

I ban Luckie, for it is hard to make a strong ban in a few words, but is it easier or harder to make a mediocre ban in many words?

Did I just diss myself?

I ban Luckie, for any person can try to prove themselves smart or without fault. What I just did was much harder.

I ban Jack for making it his objective to revive activity threads.

I ban Skip for disliking The Reference Game, Create a Sentence, and Captain of the Ship!

I ban Jack because I never said anything about disliking your plight, or the games involved.

I ban Skip for the printer.

I ban Jack because it's a photocopier!

I ban Skip so I can apologize to him. Then I ban Skip for the photocopier.

I ban Jack because this photocopier is the main source of our rum possesion forms.

I ban Skype for changing his avvie to something that doesnt exsist. (WJARR)

I ban Skipy for forgetting that the WJARR has been disbanded, and that all copyright deeds and titles belong to me.

I ban Jack for not giving me a final paycheck.

I ban Stealthy because he gave it to you, but you were drunk on the last bit of WJARR's rum and you gave it to me.

I ban Davy for stealing the final paycheck which I never gave. Which means, you stole Stealthy's rum.

I ban Jack because those personal reasons were that you were too busy drinking rum to run the thing.

I ban Davy, for the personal reasons were more along the lines of me not being able to come up with enough work to satisfy these minions.

I skip Jack to ban Davy for stealing my rum.

I BAN Stealth for going on a posting spree

I ban Rich for feeling the need to capitalize the word, "ban."

I ban Sharky for feeling the need to emphasize with quotation.

I ban Skype for thinking emphazing with quotes is not enough.

i ban u all for not missing me!

I ban swash1 for assuming such.

I ban Davy for not admitting the truth to himself and the rest of the banners.

I ban Crestshot for pulling up un-cited quotes. Your English teacher would be ashamed!

I ban Davy because her English teacher would probably cringe at most of your work.

I ban Skype for it would not be Davy her English teacher would cringe at, but Swash.

I ban Stealthy for thinking I was talking about the English.

His teacher would simply cringe at his bans, not because of the bad English.

I ban Skip for not knowing any better.

I second that ban.

I also ban Skiperdoo for thinking an English teacher would care about our bans.

I ban DF because teachers might be among us.

I ban TSC for referring to our ban teachers, meaning himself and Jules.

I ban DF because I mean real teachers. The kind that teach all sorts of useless things. Unlike us Ban Maestros.

I ban TSC because I have learned nothing from the ban masters yet

I ban Rich because he has learned that he hasn't learned anything.

I ban skip for how could someone learn something he already knows?

I ban Geedy for being the best example in terms of not learning.

I ban skip for being the best example of... ( cant think of anything )

I ban Geedy for forgetting the part about being awesome.

I ban skip for you are not an example of that

( neither am I )

I ban Geedy for being right... on his second sentence.

I ban skip for MOSTELY the first sentence is right

I ban Geedy for inventing a new word.

Quick, contact the dictionary people...