I ban Skip for saying I am always rude because other banners make bad bans.


I also ban Skip and Dog because I go out of my way to not to be really rude, or offend other banners

I ban MA for claiming to be corrupt and twisted like a stump.

I ban TSC for acting like being a Stump is a bad thing! Read my blog, and you will understand.

I ban MA for all of that nonsense. What are you talking about?

I ban TSC for NOT knowing what MR.A is talking about

I ban RF because I bet, you don't know either.

I ban TSC because I am not going to explain so that your little Patrick Star brain can try and understand.

I ban TSC because I might have an idea


MR.A?? BANNED!

I ban MA for losing it.

I also ban Rich for blocking my ban.

I ban TSC for not re-reading my ban!

I ban MA for thinking I will do what he says. Specially after that burst of rage just he had.

I ban TSC because... WHAT BURST OF RAGE?!?!

I ban MA for not admitting that I finally got to him and broke down.

I ban TSC because I was asking a valid question.

I also ban him for editing his post after I posted a ban after his.

I ban him for a final time because his PWNED bans are the most annoying thing in the world.

I ban MA for because I never edit my bans.

I ban TSC for always using abbreviations of peoples name.

I ban 23 because it's a Ban speed thing. We had to back in the day. I guess it just became a habit.

I ban TSC for banning so quickly.

I ban 23 because that proves my point.

I ban TSC for proving a point about a pointless thing.

I ban 23 because it's still a proven point. Pointless as it may be.

I ban TSC for a pointless point has no point at all becuase its pointless.

I ban 23 because that pointless point has a point in a pointless context.

I ban TSC because I believe that this conversation is pointless. Now shut up and make me a sandwich.

I ban Davy for wanting his master to make him a sandwich! How dare ye?!

I ban MA for trying to make TSC like him by supposedly standing between us. Not a wise decision mate. There is nothing worse than a hungry Davy... except a hungry Monster.

I ban MA for insulting your superior. Now... where's my rum?:psmiley22:

I ban Davy for you should make your own sand witches.

I ban Seaking because he doesn't want me to continue with the science sandwiches.

I skip you all to ban Davy for thinking I am trying to get TSC to like me o_O.

I ban MA because that actually had alot of potential, but as always, you blew it again.

I ban Mr. Skipper for MA is Awesome.

I ban Seaking for that complement! (Yer not so bad yerself!)

And I ban Skip because I never said I wasn't trying to get TSC to like me...

I MA because I said that... then I deleted it because it was massively late.

I ban Dog for deleting a ban, all you had to do was say "I skip ban Davy".

I ban Ma because it was like 5 bans too late and I'm too tired for that kind of effort

I ban Dog for deleting his bans. And for PWNING MA!! HaHaHa!!

I ban TSC because how did Dog pwn me? He was not even talking about me.

I ban MA.....

Yeah, I think I'll just second that ban.

Nah, I ban MA for not realizing the deeper meaning of these bans.

I ban DF because I broke MA. He finally snapped! He just won't admit it.

I agree with TSC and skip ban MA! He just doesn't understand!

I second TSC's ban.

I ban stealth for being to lazy to make a ban of his own.

I ban Dog for saying " to " instead of " too "

- throws dictionary at Dog

I ban Kat for wanting everything to be grammatically correct :P lol

I banz Rich 4 not wnting t0 B gr@mm@t!c@lly c0rre3t!

I ban MA for not offering to help him with being incorrect.

I ban Skip because I did help him, I showed him how NOT to be grammatically correct with that post.

I ban MA for getting called on by Skip on that mistake.

Fun Fact Trivia: Do you know what is Mr. Awesome favorite Classic video game? PWNG!

I ban TSC because I love PWNING! How did you know?

I ban MA because you must've been playing the sequel... the one where they go to a dimension where everything's opposite.

I ban Skip because I have never played a game that I haven't PWNED.

I ban MA because that explains your lack of PWNG.

I ban Skiperdoo for pwning the wannabe pwner.

I ban Davy because he really should've invested in the first one, it's much better.

I ban Skype for investing when you clearly dont spend much time in bars.

I ban Stealthy because you wouldn't make a fool of yourself if you'd just remembered that I've got the new WJARR certified home rum system.

I ban Mr. Skiperdoo for mistaking the Ocean as a giant rum machine.

I ban Skype because somepeople havent updated me on what is happening with the WJARR.

I ban Stealthy for only looking at the forums instead of... blogs & such.

I ban Skiperdoo for blogging. Don't you know how addictive that is?

I ban Catherine for implying posting deep and meaningful blogs are bad.

I ban Davy because I haven't read a deep and meaningful blog yet.

I ban MA for having a completely different version of deep and meaningful, apparently.

I ban MA for never hearing of The "Del"irous journal or the Thoughts and Observations of Kat Crestshot.

I ban Davy because I only read you're blog.

I ban MA for doing a JK to his own ban, which pretty much obsoletes it...

TSC, can we ban him (painfully) until he gives us sandwiches?

I ban MA for attacking Davy's Blog while he only has 1 puny blog.

I ban DF because I already broke him to the point of getting angry and crying. I OWN MA. Besides he has Poo in his mood.

I ban TSC for attacking my blog when you have made only six blogs in close to three years, while Davy has made sixteen in less than a year.

And I ban Davy because what I put in the edit, does not effect the ban.

I ban MA because I said nothing about Davy's Blog. You did. Don't try to put us against each other. Do I need to make you cry again?

I ban MA because the edit is part of the post itself, and the ban is in the post, so it is affected by the edit.

I ban MA because six is still greater than one.

I ban myself for loving POF way too much...

I ban TSC because if you want to make him cry, here are some onions.

I ban TSC for thinking he made me cry:laughks2: I was shouting in pure rage!!!!

And I ban Davy because he had three years to make six blogs, and I had two months to make one, do the math (if you're brain can handle it) I blog more than him.

I ban MA for not admitting that I have Ownership over him!

I ban TSC for wanting ownership over him.

I ban Davy because I got it, I didn't ask for it. He cried and begged me "Why me? Why me?" He broke down and threw a temper tantrum. All because I pointed out the fact that he has Poo in his mood.

I ban TSC for probably going a bit too far with this. Let's not get too into this game.

I ban DF because it's all in good fun. Right MA? Now be a good lad and bring me and Davy a couple of sandwiches.

I ban TSC for getting it so very very wrong.

1: That was a full day after you pointed that out, I countered that ban by pointing out you're mood was fattening.

2: I never said "why me? Why me?" Where did you ever get THAT.

3: You don't own me, the only person you own here is Davy , and you own him by his own admission!

4: Yes TSC it's all in good fun, don't worry ;).

5: What is this I hear about sandwiches?!

I ban MA because Davy is now One of The Seven.

I ban TSC... does this mean that I have graduated from Apprenticeship?

I ban Davy because you never stop being an apprentice, you are always learning new things (As much as you're brain can handle anyway) Where was I? Oh yes CONGRATS!

I ban DF because that happened long time ago.


There will only be Seven. No more no less. Only when one of The Seven posts a Departure thread, then and only then a spot will open.

I ban TSC for successfully confusing me and possibly filling me with false hopes. You say I am one of The Seven, but you imply that I'm not there yet?

I ban DF because He is part of The Seven. I am just clarifying that There will be Only Seven Masters.

I ban TSC because I am honored... now where's my promotional sandwich?

I ban TSC for not telling me what rank I am. Want a cookie?

I ban TSC for not filling me in on these little details that have been happening lately. Seems I need to play catch up.
I ban Davy for not making his own sandwich/sammich.
I ban Sharky for offering potentially rum-laced cookies.

I ban Crest because those aren't filled with rum, no, that's for the next batch.

I ban Crest because We are now Seven. We went from being The Four Horsemen of Banpocalypse to The Seven Deadly.

I ban TSC for changing the Banpocalypse so drastically. Did something delay it?

I ban TSC. So who are included in The Seven? La siete, if you prefer.

I ban Sharktooth because I drank the rum. Go use sea water.

I ban TSC because I think that we should call ourselves The Seven Swashbucklers. Its a pirate site, after all.

I ban Crest because I am too drunk off the rum I stole from Sharktooth to make my own sandwich.

I ban Sharktooth again because I believe they are: TSC, Jules, SvenO, Crestshot, Li Wildtimbers(?), me, and someone else.

I ban Davy because I never had any rum! Take that!

I ban Davy for trying to blame me for his rum problems. Not my fault you can't hold it, mate.
I ban McSharky for his reverse psychology.

I ban Crest for that.

I ban McSharky's lightning fingers that only work with small bans.

I ban SHARKEH for being to simple with it. Where is your flare?!

I ban Crest because it's not that I have lightning fingers, it's that everyone else is too slow. Probably cuz of the rum.

Except Pib, he's the exception, because he's well.... Pib.

I ban Sharkeh, for those be fightin' words!