I ban Davy. You know how long I've been cursed by the ban game.

I ban DP because we all know what your curse is...

I ban Skip for claiming to know someone's curse. shame on you.

I ban Dog because everybody who has ever posted in the ban game is cursed for eternity.

I ban MA for cursing a shipload of people.

I skip to ban MA because he just cursed himself,.... and I have the antidote.

I ban Hammy because cursing will get you banned. Especially in the ban game.

I ban Davy for stating the obvious. Whatever you say in the ban game gets you banned. duh

I ban Hammy because I haven't banned in 4ever....

I ban Sharky for wasting another ban.

I ban Hammy for thinking that bans are wasted, with all the new ban games happening so fast thanks to the noobanners, there are an infinite amount of bans that are gonna happen, so bans can't be wasted.

I ban Sharktooth because that joke may only be used excessively when angel 4ever is involved... and she hasn't been online in 4ever.

I ban Davy for contradicting himself. You've been doing that 4ev- no, stop there.....

I ban Capt. Sharktooth for stopping, when he should be banning.

I ban McWrecker because he finished the ban, just not the full reason.

I ban Davy and Davy because I was stopping myself from using '4ever' again.

I ban Sharktooth for repeating my name and not specifying who's who and for saying 4ever again.

I ban Davy for talking nonsense.

I ban DP for not reading sharktooths last post on the last page, when you should always know about the last few bans before you start banning on a new page!

I ban Davy, because I did read the last page and it still looked like nonsense to me.

I ban DP for reading anything Sharky makes makes O_o

I ban Rich because half of the people just want to see how bad it is.

The other half already knows.

I ban Skype. Don't ask why.

I ban Hammy for posting on every active activity thread in less than one hour.

I ban Davy because that was fun.:laughks2:

btw. it was actually in less than twenty minutes. :D

I ban Hammy because either way I was correct.

I ban Davy for always assuming he's correct

I ban dog because I don't need to assume since I am always correct anyway.

I ban the lack of interest this thread is getting. This saddens me.

I ban Davy for being a red fairy. You must have gotten too much sun.

I ban Catherine for being an Emily Goldeagle.

I ban Catherine because I am not just a red fairy. I am ZA red fairy.

I ban Davy because you may be ZA, but you are not MA.

I ban Awesome because even though you are MA, in French, that ZA would become LA if ZA was a girl.

I ban Cannonbane for the epic typing fail.

I ban Pixie because you make epic typing fails even when you spell things right.

I ban Skip - do I have to explain why?

I ban DP because you don't, but that would make for a terrible ban...

I ban MA. My ban was epic.

I ban DP for falling into the "every single ban I make is an epic pwn!" trap. Any pirate who does this is seriously considered worthy of one of the tails from my Cat O' Nine Tails, and this tail was not meant for you...

I ban MA. It's a trap? I thought it was a blessing.

I ban DP for falling into the trap of foolishly assuming every ban you make is epic, I would usually reserve a tail just for you, but I'll spare you... For now...

I ban MA because I still don't know what a Cat O' Nine Tails is...

I ban DP because it should not matter to you, I would never use one on a lady...

I ban MA, because I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing...

I ban Pixie for trying to teach it to her.

It's useless.

I ban Skip. Nobody's perfect.

I ban Pixie for being the perfect example.

I ban Skip for having a habit of pointing out my flaws...

...Maybe it's because you have something to hide? (dun dun duuun)

I ban Pixie because pointing out your flaws is all I can do so far.

I ban Skip for not noticing my perks.

I ban Dark for thinking she has perks.

I ban Dog. I KNOW I have perks.

I ban DP because you only perk you will ever receive is being banned and pwned.

I ban MA, because this is The Ban Game.

I skip ban MA for being so corrupt and twisted that he cannot spell properly.

I second Dog's ban.

I ban Hammy for that incredibly weak ban, which is so weak it isnt really a ban...

I ban Stealthy for saying a ban isn't a ban. It's still a ban, just not a very good one.

I ban Hammy, because seconding a ban and actually banning are two different things - do you happen to remember my speech about it earlier?

I ban Pixie because anything with you in it we tend to try and forget.

I band Mr. skiperdoo for being mean to Dark Pixie.

I ban Jason for have an illegitimate reason to ban.

I also ban Skype because anything with YOU in it is usually forgotten.

I ALSO ban DP because I think I was away from the ban game then... and seconding would work if a banner just repeated what the previous banner said. Just for that... get me some rum.

I ban Jason for banding.

I ban Hammy for the triple ban that still wasn't all that effective.

I skip ban Hammy for two reasons: First - who's this Skype? :P The second reason is - ignoring the rest of the message - I'm not, and I repeat NOT, going to get you rum, because if I hadn't had all of it, I wouldn't give it to you because you're a greedy pirate. Dark_Pixie's Rum. Not Hammy's rum.

I ban Dark for not knowing that we call Mr. Skipperdoo Skype on occasion.

I ban Davy because I happened to start that nickname, now where is TSC... so I can tell he was wrong, and that nickname did catch on. :P

[sarcasm] I ban Sharky for making a ban so epic that Davy hasn't posted yet. [/sarcasm]

Maybe I can steal his greenish meat and some rum... that'll make him come back. ;)

I ban Hammy because I will come back, but because I love you and I don't want you to eat/drink them, because then you will start to have a high fever, followed by dizziness and the only thing you will hear is "MEAT! I NEED MY MEAT!" After that, you will have shortness of breath, followed by tremendous agony in every single part of your body so bad that you will wish you were being eaten by piranhas, and then you will slowly lose the ability to breath, and you will die.

And that's if you're lucky.

I ban Davy for forgetting that I could have stolen the antidote, too.

EDIT: I can't help but point out how strange it sounds to say you love me..... uhh...... awkward..... *cough cough*

I ban HAMMY for stealing the name of a hamster I had as a child

[CRY] my HAMMY !!!! [/CRY]

I ban Kat for falling apart. Get yerself together, woman! :laughks2:

I skip ban Kat for forgetting that I met her on these forums AFTER I made the name. If I changed it, though I can't, everybody wouldn't know me. :(

I ban Hammy for that avatar, what is THAT?!

I ban MA. We all think it, but we don't say it.

I ban DP because that could be interpreted many different ways.

I (double?) skip ban MA for not noticing Jedi Squirrels when he sees them!

I skip Hammy to ban Davy, because it could if the reader hadn't seen the ban before it...

I ban all of you for not banning recently. Pick up the pace people! .-.

I ban Mr. Cannoneer for attempting at controlling the Noobanners.

I ban Davy for not controlling them. And dont call me Mr.Cannoneer, either its Stealth, SC, or Stealthy

I ban Mr. Cannoneer because the ban masters are not guildmasters. You don't remember my favorite quote?

Don't get it? In the ban game, you serve the masters. I'd ask for a sandwich, but I'm already full. So go make Sharky a sandwich. I see him lurking.

I ban Sharky. Make me a sandwich. I am, after all, an icon.

I ban Stealthy for banning ahead of time. Aren't the rules to ban the poster above you?

I ban our icon of phail.

I ban Davy....

I ban DP for absolutely no reason at all. So don't ask why.

I ban The Squirrel for not realizing that no reason is a reason. Your reason is no reason. :cool:

Now GIVE ME SOME PIE! and some soup for Davy.

I skip to ban Skype because what you said isn't true. If I say "I ban DP", there isn't a reason, if I say "I ban DP for no reason at all", it really isn't any different.

I ban Skype again because you aren't a Ban Master... and I only serve Ban Masters. Now, for that, get me some rum while I am making Davy a sandwich. :p

I ban Hammy for obeying. Why now?! I had all these nice little sharp objects that I was going to use...

I ban Davy for using such forms of physical torture. It's the mental that works best, mate.

I ban Crest because I like adding injury to insult.

I ban Crest and Davy (Or Davy and Crest, whichever one floats your boat) for thinking that you can be evil... I'm the only one who can accomplish that.

I ban Savory because if you were so evil... then by all means take these tools and torture the Noobanners!

I ban Davy for calling Savvy "savory." Weirdo.

I ban Davy because you should know me better. It's already been handled.
I ban Kyle for using his face to cut in line.

I ban Savvy because my glorious face may cut in whenever it pleases. ~_~

I ban Kyle for calling me a weirdo. You can finally see the truth, matey.

I ban Savory for doing unspeakable horrors to the Noobanners. How could you?! I didn't get to watch...