I ban DP for talking pirate today, and posh the other day.

I ban Spammy becaus eyou just spoke a large amount of normal person language. digfeqboa?

I skip Andy to ban Spammy for... spamming.

I ban Spammy for saying goodbye like a noobanner. You're supposed to disappear in the shadows.

I ban DP because disapearing in the shadows went old... 3 months ago.

I ban Skip. How do you know that?

I ban DP, why should you care?

I ban andyspins. I should always care.

I ban DP, then I would care for your rum.

I ban andy because he should care that most of his rum is in my stomach. Or bloodstream by now.

I ban the Davy for being too greedy for his own good.

I ban DP. You can never be too greedy when it comes to rum.

I ban CJ......for hoarding the rum....

I ban AKA for not killing him for it.

I ban MA because AKA never meant to kill, only to maim or seriously injure.

RIP Dobby.... /cry

I ban The Seven until they all return. No more no less.
 

I ban MA for not contributing to the 999.

I ban TSC for missing his opportunity.

I ban the paramedics for not being able to get to andy fast enough.

I ban andy for not remembering my rum is toxic. Oh look, here they are!

I ban Davy because I have the vaccine.

Remember?

I ban andy because his font is yellow.

I ban andy for pretending to have vaccines. Green Meat is actually a bacteria, not virus. You shall all die. I am sorry.

I ban Davy for forgetting bacteria's weakness, antibiotics.

I ban The Seven until they all return. No more no less.
 

I ban Dan for not knowing that Lysol kills 99.9% of everything. Witchdoctor Dan is banned for that Epic Self-PWNage!

I ban TSC.....have some bleach...works well.....lol

I ban andyspins for the epic spelling fail.

I ban Dark Pixie for not bringing donuts ......

I ban AKA because that is my job.... - Throws donuts at AKA -

I ban Rich for throwing donuts ....(jumps around catching them).....

I ban both of you lunatics for bringing doughnuts into the converasation.

I ban Dark Pixie for misspellings ....

I ban TSP as conversation was incorrectly spelled......

I ban myself for my rubbish keyboard. I do know how to spell that. :P

I ban Dark Pixie for self banning ....

I ban akamystic, because only I can make it work.

I ban Andy. You should try it sometime, it's very uplifting.

I ban Andy for using 2 reasons ....

I ban Andy for Lunch.....

I ban Andy for lemonade ....

I ban someone who is also known as mystic, for I eat lemons by themselves. No sugar!

I ban Davy. Then I go AFK again. Zzzzz...

I ban Dark Pixie for going AFK.....

I ban Andy for not being online when I come back from AFK.

I ban Andy because I said I was packing, and I might be there. And I looked it over in the chat log, so all is well.

I ban Andy and Dark Pixie for TMI....

I ban andy for skipping the somewhat-mighty akamystic. Good morning to you sir.

I ban Davy .....I somewhat thank you sir......

I ban TSP for not backing me up.....

I ban AKA because that is my job.

- backs his car up on AKA -

I ban MA because I found something that he will like.

I ban everyone for the last time for two weeks! See ya!

I ban DP for thinking the ban game can be left behind.

I ban Davy for leaving out that THE GAME can't be left behind either

I ban andy for not knowing the direct correlation between banning and losing The Game, which exists. I swear it does.

I ban you fools for bringing The Game back to this.

I ban Davy for losing the game.

I skip ban TSC because that was Awesome!

I ban The Seven until they all return. No more no less.
 

I ban MA because I knew he would enjoy that.

I ban Andy for complaining

I ban The Seven until they all return. No more no less.
 

I ban Jack standing on a corner.

oh mee gee... have to ban ya for breaking a rule... another boring ban
didnt you read the :bookishfj7: the bann rule book, page 101 section 5 pargraph 2
clearly states .....no boring banns allowed

I ban KM because a Ban Master like TSC can do as he wishes. I also ban you for not clearing up that mess of a sentence you've got there. GP check.....

I ban Sharky because you need the GA (Grammar Army) for that.

I ban The Seven until they all return. No more no less.
 

I ban DF and CST for not pointing out the lack of ban in the post by the newest Noobanner. Which fails in so many ways.

I ban TSC for creating Noonbanners, who only ban at 12 noon.

I ban WDD......good morning .....

I ban Andy for taking my toaster strudel .....

I ban Andy for switching from Pop Tarts ......

I ban Luckie for not returning my lucky charms.....

I ban aka because Charms are for kids.

I ban Andy for having too much sugar today......

I ban TSP because Rum is made out of sugar.