dont hang around tormenta or the big bad mutated seabeard kitty cat will Eat you alive!!!!:laughks2:

Don't drink 100 bottles of rum in a row you will turn to a undead FOREVER!

What that's all I came on with.

Don't feed the Kraken...

stub your toe on the plank of a ship and you'll dive headfirst into a sea of badluck.
.... sorry, not feeling very creative at the moment :piratetongueor4:

Don't drink ANYTHING Doc Grog gives you, it's a sure way to cause you to forget important things like...um...uh oh.

Let sleeping Urchinfist lie.......

Always lift treasure over the port rail, never the starboard. Always lift cargo over the starboard rail, never the port. Confuse the two and your ship is doomed.

Bite the head of the first fish you catch each voyage, or be doomed to bad luck (borrowed from Edgar on 'Dealiest Catch').

Never sink your ship more then 5 times in 10 mins otherwise they make you work for one of the shipwrights for an hour.


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Only way to prevent it is on the fifth time you are about to sink run around your boat 20 times while jumping up and down yelling "im a big pirate i can swim"

When you attempt to steal the Black Pearl, make sure you have enough rum for the crew.
Molly Bluesilver: pours a drink
Have them take a drink between each stage of the battle.
Molly Bluesilver: pours a drink
If ya don't have enough rum <hic> yer sunk for sure.
:buds:

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Aye, long ago it was said that while sailing under the sailors full moon on ye quests if you sink more ships then is requested for the all powerful pirates greed
the sky will turn black and you come face to face with the Uncharted Waters Screaming Banshee!