I think he's saying:

AARRRGG........ Uhh... Umm.... ME MUSCLES, ARE Uhh.... SO Umm..... BIG! I.. I.. I think...

I shouldn't have had that second bran muffin!

Mark Blueratte: This cutlass, plus these muscles, equals the force that stop Jolly Roger in his tracks and rattles his moldy bones.

You don't look at Mark Blueratte. Mark Blueratte looks at YOU!

Mark Blueratte : I am Mark Blueratte, now I should be a new tat.

Cayman Trench: You'll be dining with the Captain Walter, And he requests you wear this (*hands him a pink polkadot bandana*).

Mark Blueratte: Well you may tell the captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request.

Cayman Trench: He said you'd say that. He also said that if that be the case, then you'll be dining with the crew. And you'll be naked.

*hence the face*

(acredited to Elizabeth and Pintel)

Mark Blueratte: Hallo, check out my muscles they are so awesome. Jolly Roger you will fear me! Bow before my awesomeness.

mark blurat:Me dropped me contact again argh

my... face... hurts...!

Strike me if ye dare, but remember... I be the one holding the sword. So go ahead mate... make my day!

march caption contest
 

the pirate is saying....

" What be best to make fer me vittles ? " :pirate2wn0:






Candlefeather V

" I have to fight chuck Norris?? "

I never wanted to do this in the first place!
I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!

Mark BlueRatte says....
 

.. " No Mr. Blaine. You cannot swallow the sword while hanging upside down inside an iceberg for 52 weeks. It would rust bilge rat "!

Mark Blueratte: This be my sword and that be my ship! Oh its a Pirates life for me!

a crab: does he know you cut his anchor?
giant crab: Not yet...