Pirates beats Star Wars

vampirates beats pirates

A sunny day beats that.

Jolly Moon beats that

A Jolly Rancher beats that.

Lifesaver beats that

A Smartie beats that.

A smartier smart nerd with glasses (ME) beats that

Sweetarts beats Nerds.

Smarties beat Sweetarts.

Twix beat Smarties.

Snickers beats Twix.

Healthy eating beats all of that junk

Chocolate is good for your health.

Lack of knowledge beats that.

Knowing Dark Chocolate is even better for your health (Though still not entirely healthy) beats that