Nah....

Joe then gets up out of the bar, and walks out into the middle of a paved road (which are scarce in the 16th century... or whenever POTC takes place) and then looks up the road, to see a pair of lights heading towards him at high speeds, and the next thing he knows he is flying across the road, hits his head, goes unconscious, and wakes up in the hospital, with bandages around his head.

Joe has no idea at the time but the pair of headlights were from two people in a time traveling car from the 1980s.

Joe gets out of his hospital bed, and sees a group of people wearing white coats.

They tell Joe that his heart had stopped 3 times while he was in the hospital

Joe then beats up the strange men in white coats, and runs out into a room with a bunch of people sitting in chairs.

joe then runs out saying where am I!

Then he gets hit by another car....

Yes that counts as stealing it.

Joe then dies. The end.

-_- He comes back to life and finds himself in the back of a gypies cart...

And he happens to be back in the golden age of pirates.

he is then hit by the same traveling car, and wakes up on the impossible-to-find island of Calypso

The one from Percy Jackson and the Olympains?! :D

Then he finds Calypso, and starts to flirt with her.

You know that existed a long time before the book, right? She takes offense, and slaps him so hard he flies all the way to China, where he is arrested by... William Shakespeare?

I know... I just love that book series... next book comes out next month... october 12th I think.... ANYWAY!

When he arrives in jail, he finds Albert Einstein who lectures him on physics, boring Joe until he falls asleep.

For the record... I would never fall asleep listening to Einstein lecture about physics... I love physics.... hehe