i simply kill u



i am captain of the ship (forever) (the end) (maybe)

I buy a SOTL (ship of the line) and sink you.

ICOTS (with the SOTL)

Yea, being dead is boring. I cut you in half, and feed you to sharks.

ICOTS

The shark jumps out the water and eats you.

ICOTS

I get a jolly roger outfit and scare you off the ship

ICOTS

No! Your not Captain of the ship! I am!

ICOTS

owned.

jack sparrow kills u
I am the LEGNENDARY Captain of the ship.

Yea, well I'm the SUPER AWESOME UBER LEGENDARY Captain of the ship. Hand the ship over buddy.

ICOTS

You turn into a SUPER AWESOME UBER LEGENDARY sword.

ICOTS

I drink a deadly fart potion to pass you out!
Im the captian of the ship!

the smell has no effect on me since i got a blocked nose. I push you over board and davy jones hires you for his crew.

ICOTS

I stab you. End of story.

ICOTS

I shoot you. Start of new story

ICOTS