I ban Crest for it worked, once, for it had to have worked at least once. Otherwise, it wouldn't exist.

I ban Jack because the problem isn't probability... it's hope. It's the only chance we have to vanquish the beast. So everyone clap your hands if you have hope!

*cricket chirp*

I ban Dead for adding a premature cricket chirp.

*APPLAUSE*

First off, I ban Davy for having the last ban game thread closed. I was in the zone!

I ban Crest because the cricket chirp happened to be right on time

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for lying! Claps!

I ban Jack for lying about me lying... Wait a minute, it wasn't a lie!

I ban Cap'n Sharkooth for Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

I ban this paradoxically enhanced statement. Don't make me think... You wouldn't like me when I'm thinking.

I ban Ed for the wolf.

I ban For the Wolf.

I ban Jack for the wolf and having one rank

I ban Filly for noticing that miniscule bottle.

I ban everyone, for everything.

I ban Shark's very original ban.

I ban Cap'n Sharktooth for being vague. What is everything? Please, clarify.

I ban TSC for interrupting my ban.