I ban you all for keeping this game, which is the most active thread on the whole site, alive. I will live to see the day where it is not posted on for a whole day!

I ban the evermore rare Del for thinking that day will ever come! Such horrid thoughts!

I ban Jack because that day has already come and gone.

I double ban Del for wishing that upon us.

I ban Shark because my only wish... is that I were a fish.

I ban Dead for having a strange wish... and that it rhymes adds to your ban. PWN.

Two times in one day? You all should feel so blessed by my presence ~_~

I ban Sharky for also being a captain - there must be only one! Engarde! :degen:

I ban Mel for taking mah rum again. (Yes, I know she didn't post before me but I'm allowed)

(Rare Mod Ban!)

I ban Sven for banning someone who never posted here!

(Rare Del Ban!)

I ban Del for showing his face around these parts once again.

I ban the Noob Banner for being excited when a Mod comes around and starts banning...

I ban Muffin for being right.

I ban Del because you is a Delmaria Darkskull, not a Captain Delmaria Darkskull, unless the player card is wrong.

I ban muffin because I am not a noobanner. I have been around these parts to know how to ban properly. I also ban Sharky for questioning Mr. Darkskull's name.

I ban Davy for claiming to know how to ban properly. Really?

And for the record, you're a grasshoppa.

I ban Crest for acknowledging my non-noobannernesss.

I ban Davy, What is I then o wise banners?