Five dollar foot long from subway?

How could you have...

Eaten your food!

I killed..

that dreaded monkey, only to realize he's undead.

That monkey is....

Named jack...

I like to...

Eat pirates for breakfeast....



I don't understand.....

Why cannonbane is a cannibal

Do you know...

that I don't know what to finish that with?

Do you enjoy...

Getting pwned by me?

I know a guy named...

joe who knew a guy name joe who knew a guy name joe who knew a guy name bob.



Where is jack when you .... ...

Need a person to laugh at?

When can you...

bury yourself without being surrounded by undead?



Why hello there ..... (kraken)

Jack, who is disappointed that he was interrupted.

Are you scared....

Of the dark? no... of the Kraken? Heck yes!!!

When is it a good time to...

faux pas?

How long until...

My pizza is here?

What do you think....