I ban JackI for appearing to be hooked on The Ban Game.

I ban DF for not knowing that Jack I was a regular back in the day.

I ban Davy for being hooked on monster rum.

I ban Skip for his slowness.

I ban TSC for as they (and by they, I mean nobody) say! Once a banner, always a banner!

I ban Skiperdoo for not ever tasting its wonders.

I ban Mr. Ironmalley for he is probably going to post before me.

EDIT: Never mind, it was TSC.

I ban Davy because I have tasted It's "wonders", don't you remember when I was green?

I ban Skiperdoo because its not wonders unless you're like me.

I ban Davy because when I finish my Zinc Nitrate solution, the monster rum will never effect me again.

I ban Skiperdoo for having impossible dreams.

I ban Davy for having possible nightmares.

I ban Skiperdoo because nightmares run at the sight of me.

I ban DF because nightmares and Monsters run at the site of Me.

I ban TSC!

I ban TSC for being repulsive enough to have those run at the sight of him. Its okay, you're not alone.

I bannish you for being too slow...