I ban Dog for making a good point, but I am sure even a Dog can survive a flesh wound.

I ban MA for screaming at Davy

I ban everyone who contributed to that conversation.

I ban Pixie for starting a very similar one.

I ban Skip for messing with my head slightly.

I ban Pixie because if it changes anything, it has to be good.

I ban Skip for having a little tiny blue square for an avvie

I skip ban Skip for being mean.

I ban Dark for skipping me without following proper skip ban protocol

I ban Dog for failing to notice that I'm a pirate. Rules? They're just guidelines!

I ban DP for not watching At World's End, in which a pirate is shot for not following the guidelines.

I ban MA because that pirate was shot because he said "hang the code" which ole capt Teague didn't appreciate very much

Alright ye scoundrels!

Seems as though the Art of Banning has been overrun by a few new kids on the block... noobanners galore, I tells ya! Well, we can't be having this happen to such a fine game as this - and as such, I see it as my duty to revive this art back to the game of champions it once was!

Now, prepare for some serious banning, kids....

I ban Mr. Gunmorgan for keeping his usertitle in caps lock. Where are we, Abassa?

I ban Del. Yes! I posted just for that occasion.

I ban Mr. Sharktooth for feeling Goofy. Why not Mickey, or Daffy?