That awkward moment when you're on your noob pirate and keep giving advice to a much higher level pirate.

That awkward moment when a pirate calls you a noob when you've been playing for years.

That awkward moment when some random guy whispers if you want to go on a date.

That awkward moment when (my lvl 50 gets surrounded by basics)

That awkward moment when you realize you pulled out your butter knife instead of your sword.

That awkward moment when you find your hat missing

That awkward moment when you find out I was the one who took it - and that was a whole 10 minutes ago ;)

Oh dear... That awkward moment when you are told that your hat has been missing for over 10 minutes

That awkward moment when you find out your wallet is missing too :psmiley35:

I don't have a wallet but you do.... that awkward moment when you realize I'm actually a pirate

That awkward moment when you realize wearing an eyepatch doesn't make you a pirate after all...

Darn... That awkward moment when Eye patches and parrots go on sale

That awkward moment when you find out the sale is because they are cursed