I ban andy for letting another one of the ban's secrets out.

I ban Crest because bans are supposed to be open source.

I ban Skip because the source must be destroyed to protect the secrets of all the magical thingies or whatever.

I ban Dead for bringing the most secretive magic into this, exposing secrets just by a mention!

I ban Andy because there aren't any 'secrets' to be exposed... if you know what I mean.

I ban ban trains

I ban andy for his train audacity.

I ban Hammy because I once defeated a train by teaming up with a squirrel and a bowl of five month old salsa.

I ban Deadpool because he can't keep 'track' of his refrigerator items.

I ban andy because they should be taught discipline.