I ban Ed "for the sake of banning."

i ban anndreeuhh for banning.

I ban TSC for the very same reason he banned me for.

i ban anndreeuhh for spelling her name like that.

I ban TSC for picking on my name.

i ban anndreeuhh for making me feel bad for that.

I ban TSC for Rattling

I ban Swash cuz I have the power... here... in this... game...

I ban ed cuz this is the ban game in which one bans another, but that other person must be the the poster above the banner, In which case I ban ed in this game that practices the art of the ban.

I ban Jack for starting one of my long confusing bans in the ban game where you ban based on being banned by the banner becoming the banned on the list of banned and unbanned banners.

ok, ed, you win! geez.....


I ban ed cuz I'll be back with wittier bans...........

I ban Jack cuz my Wit-O-Meter is low.

I ban ed for having low wit, and wit is not something measured in a meter, but in a banotron, which is just the spirit of witty bans, In which ed likes to use in his bans, and therefore, is banned for being banned.

( if that even made sense )

I ban Jack for starting a ban war over making sense since Jack didn't make sense my sense of sense didn't go off cuz of non sense of making sense in the ban game of banned, unbanned, and future banned unbanned banners who will be banned by banned and unbanned banners of the ban game in the ban game of the ban universe of banning the banned and unbanned.

I ban Both Edward and Jack for all the banning bans - and had better come up with new materianl before I ban... ;)