Typed by THE Mod himself.

To be a mod you must control the ban game's insanity.......

To be a Mod you must be tolerant...or at least RUM filled...lol

To be a mod, you must be a horrible person.

lol.. league.. say it isnt' so...

and to be a mod.. sometimes you must deal with horrible people

(but most of us .. are just peachy!)

To be a mod you must not constantly try and crack a joke about rum in every post, even when yer asked a serious question.

To be a mod, you must like to have a whole ton o fun and work!

To be a mod, you must be at least two and a half.

Oh, and three-five is preferable.

To be a mod you must have 38 warts on your face.

To be a Mod you must tolerate those who also have 38 warts on thir face... :D

To be a mod, you can't have served more than 40 years in prison.

Phew, thank goodness I got out in 37..

To be a mod you must not have sunk 999 EITC ships in a pirate-lifetime.

To be a Mod.....you typically drink Grog for breakfast....and pour it over yer cereal as well.....

:buds:

To be a mod you must be able to shoot an ant on a War Firgate 100 feet away.