Granted, but it rains Sulfuric Acid, burning your face off.

I wish for someone to corrupt my wish.

granted but know u cant wish for any thing every again

i wish for tv!

Granted, but it has no channels, no power cord, and no screen.

I wish to be Captain of the Ship for more than a minute.

Granted. You can be captain of that ship at the bottom of the ocean!

I wish for food. om nom nom.

You get cake, but...THE CAKE IS A LIE!

I wish for someone to remove grenade launchers from Call of Duty.

granted it's only from one copy of the game and that game's disk just broke.

You didn't wish for anything. THREAD OVER.

Really, I wish for the person who corrupts my wish to join Joe from the One Sentence Story forum in the never ending black hole.

granted but joe isn't in it anymore

i wish people would stop ignoring my entire guild

Granted, only to have your guild suddenly fall apart. Sorry.

I wish time was on our side.

Granted, does that mean that Cronos, Lord of Time, is our leader? If so, the Olympian Gods totally kick our pirate rumps and we all die. :D

I wish for no homework. -_-

granted but then you have to join the side of saturn and can never play potco again

i wish that bacon would appear at my or any one i dicided's side

Granted. Its about as old as that wooly mammoth rotting in that corner.

I wish it was Winter Break.

granted but your power goes out no pirates online

i wish for no war within 4 inches of me (not much help to anyone else)

also davy someone actually served mammoth and no-one got sick that wouldn't have anyway

Granted, the war can be 5 inches from you. Just as bad aye?

I wish for the stuff.

Ok But The Stuf Kills You!!

I Wish I Could Have Anything I Wanted And That No One Can Mess Up My Wish

Can A Mod Close this thread Pronto????


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