Create a story where we each say a sentence.
 

then they party in cubas tavern.

they play poker and jack sparrow got a hand of 5 aces of spades

That's when Jack realized they were playing Tortuga Hold 'em, not Five Card Stud.

:jack-sparrow1:still jack won since there was 5 decks

The dealer draws a pistol and shoots Jack for being too drunk too play any poker.

Jack dodges the bullet and says " You are NEVER to drunk to play poker and win...

that is if you are me!!"

Jack then trips over nothingness.

Jack pulls the dealer down with him ,who is now drunk btw.

The two of them make up, and then get even more drunk together!

Then the two start a BAR FIGHT

Create a story where we each say a sentence.
 

i blow up the tavern with the siege charge, and only susan survives.

Susan rebuilds a new bar and gets drunk.

Create a story where we each say a sentence.
 

then jolly comes and invades cuba!

This was just a bad dream of Susan's.

Susan takes some medication from a strange German doctor to stop these CRAZY dreams from happening, little does she know what they really do....