58 Bottles? Keep working lackeys!

59 bottles. Why should we? We're not getting paid!

And besides, I didn't vote for you!

60 Bottles for thinking this was a Democracy. This is an Oligarchy!

61 bottles. Why do we have to follow orders? I mean.. as long as the rum gets put up, does it matter what type of goverment we have? We could be a monarachy!

62 Bottles of nonsense by my minion JSS.

63 bottles. Is not truth, and therefore falsehood, and therefore nonsense, but a fabrication by the mind?

64 Bottles of minion nonsense. JSS get back to work!

65 bottles. I do this.. for the wolf!

Yeah, stole your line.

66 Bottles because I knew you would come back and do my commands. Now post once more my little monkey.

67 bottles. Not a monkey, a pirate, and I prefer the moniker Steel.

68 Bottles. Shut up monkey and post again!

69 bottles. I demand better working conditions! Rum, choice, and names! Rum, choice, and names!

70 Bottles of demands? Put them in the suggestion box.

71 bottles. How can I be sure that all suggestions in the suggestions box won't just be discarded?

72 bottles. That's what Disney would do if they had a suggestion box, except they wouldn't even read them most of the time.