I ban Crest for you now have something to read. Go read my latest edition!

I ban Jack for adding four or so words.

I ban Davy for you try coming up with great words on a regular basis. Ain't easy.

I ban Jack, cuz that isn't my job. I write stories, not dictionaries.

I ban Davy for true, you do write epic stories... objection withdrawn.

I ban Jack for withdrawing his attack. You see my true power?! You too can become like me if you choose to be my apprentice...

I ban Davy for the withdrawal was based on stories, not on ban mastership. Trust me, you and me got a long way to go.

I ban Jack for speaking as if he is a master.

I ban Davy. I did say you and me, aye? Aye.

I withdraw my attack on Jack. I did misinterpret your ban. Please forgive me. As a token of my forgiveness, here is a shipload of my rum for you.

I thank Davy and ban him as well. I send them to my worst enemy, and hope he drinks it.

Don't worry, that isn't you.

I ban Jack for passing my test. Smart boy. Would you like to come over to my ship for a steak or two?

I ban Davy. No, thank you, I prefer clean meals.

I ban Jack for passing my second test. As a reward, please have this fruit. It prevents the scurvy!

I ban Davy for no thanks. I actually prefer healthy gums.