i would spend it on the shhips of the line

WWYDI u had no weapons money or clothes and u where on a deserted island with nothing on it and u couldnt sail off it or teleport off it?

I would kill them with my broadsword

WWYDI if Jack Sparrow asked you to throw grenades at yourself until you die and wait in the jail for exactly 1 hour?

I would throw grenades at him and LOCK him in the jail for exactly 1 YEAR.

WWYDI I tied you to the mast of a sinking ship using unbreakable rope?

I would lol cuz u did it wrong and tied YOURSELF

wwydi i sang Jalapeño to you???

I would shove some extra spicy Jalepenos down your throat!

WWYDI I forced a bottle of extra spicy hot sauce down your throat?

i will make u regret saying fried sith

WWYDI if davy fireskull drank your rum

Well thats good for me, so I would be happy.

WWYDI I ripped off your limbs and fed you to the Kraken?

i will steal this from u

WWYDI if i drank your rum

You would become fried sith.

WWYDI I covered you with a meaty smelling perfume and set The Monster on you? And you cannot kill The Monster!

someout else kills the monster lol

WWYDI your rum bottle ate u

i would cry lol

WWYDI my rum bottle ate YOU?

I would lol cuz i drank all the rum inside & grew fat & the bottle busted & ur rumless.

WWYDI i sang

I would listen only to find out that your so called "singing" is a scream that pierces eardrums. I invent earmuffs, and use them.

WWYDI I owned the deed to any and all rum in the world.

I would laugh at that fake deed you hold in your hands. (I do believe that the term is... PWNED)

WWYDI I drank thirty barrels of your finest rum?