....why should a Mod close this thread....? They shouldn't. Only 600 posts.

Granted, I won't mess up your wish. But when you get that wish, you regret it. See what I did there? Ooooh.

I wish for a new computer that can never crash or get a virus.

granted but its in Antarctica bigger then the mall of america and you can't turn it on

i wish you all would come to the veterans day event (grant don't corrupt this one)
i wish for peace on eearth. (corrupt this one)

to your first one. Granted, but everyone that shows up has to go AFK through the whole event.

to the second. Granted, but you are on a different planet which is war torn, so the peace on earth is of no good to you.

I wish for some good, nonpoisoned, food that is edible to me.

Ok But Then The Food is actually leather!!! got u back


I Wish that the Froums would let me log on ( seriously!!! )

I wish that this wish couldnt be corrupted!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're allowed only one wish...

You log on the forums, but then the forums get a hiccup and you crash.

I wish for a Legendary Cursed Blade

Granted, but it is through your head, killing you instantly.

I wish for TEH UB3R L337 HAXORZ.

ranted those letters and numbers show up harm you and reck the place

i wish for a crude bayonet

granted but it has no barrel

i wish for snow ( it has already been snowing here err... icing ) - crosses fingers -

It snows gunpowder. Someone lights a cigar, and... BOOM! You all die.

I wish for something to asplode.

Ok But Your the thing that does

I wish this wish couldnt be corrupted!

It can't be, but in order to it must be corrupted several thousand times first.

I wish for BOOM, HEADSHOT!... On the person who posts below me.

Ok but the HEADSHOT bounces back & hits u in the heart.

I WISH THIS WISH COULDNT BE CORUPPTED

It isnt but yer head is ROTFL

I wish for meh cousin to be nicer to me lol

Granted, but you never see him/her again.

I wish for cookies that aren't poisoned, dirtied, or imperfected in anyway.

granted but u get scorpoions iinstead




i wish for a bottle of rum filled