I ban Crest for pointing out what has already been pointed out. And don't think about editing your post!

I ban Jack for being too late. Ban master yo.

I ban Crest for implementing that I implemented that there should be 5 ban masters. I don't think me and Davy are even 5% of the way there.

I ban Jack for having a random percentage thrown in here.

I ban Crest for disliking percentages that make perfect sense. There was a 15% chance you'd scold me over the percent sign.

I ban Jack over the percent sign.
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I ban Crest for banning me for the same thing twice. I'd say that's against the rules, but even if it was, you are a ban master.

I ban Jack for accusing me of the same ban twice because they were two very different bans that just so happened to involve the percent sign.

I ban percentages....

I ban Davy for interrupting our debate.

I ban Jack for thinking this looks anything like a debate.

I ban Crest for having to use the formal use of the word debate. Fine, I'll use banter.

I ban you all for thinking this is like a debate. If this was a debate you would be wearing suits, have a planned out case, and not look like the total noobs you are. :D

BANNED

I ban Davy for saying we need a case. Pirates don't prepare, we improvise.

I ban Jack for having a case, but not showing it.