I ban Jack for consistently denying gifts. I know what NOT to get you for Christmas!

I ban Crest for are you insane! You don't know if those are contaminated or plain.

Davy! Time to rhyme, Partner in Crime!

I ban Jack for denying fruit! 'tis good as any loot!

I ban Davy for not joining. Come on mate, don't leave me hanging with those pieces of eight.

I ban Jack, for I did join! Look at my post, and toss me a coin!

I ban Davy, for silly me! How could I have skipped something such as 'thee!

I ban Jack, you silly little goose! For your failure, I'll string you to the noose!

I ban Davy, for come on please! Must we always bicker over silly things such as peas!

I ban Jack! I don't bicker over veggies! That will always end in pain and wedgies...

I ban DF because I can hear the cries of the carrots.

I ban TSC for being the first one to break this rhyme session.

I ban TSC for ruining the fun! Come on mate, page 41 isn't done!

I ban Davy for trying and crying for no rhyming flying.

I ban Crest, dang thats good! You could rhyme? I didn't know you could!

I ban Davy who seems to think that my colors fly as low as the Navy! Your skills are of great, and so are the Jack's, but I carry this weight, and now reveal the knack.