I ban Dog for caring about posting times instead of ban value.

I ban Skip because since I posted faster your bans where worthless because they where not directed at the poster above you and you didn't skip ban.

I ban Dog for believing you have to ban the person directly above you, even when it's not under your control.

I ban Skip for eating his chicken nugget/taco.

I ban TSC for not realizing that was the bag I stole your candy with.

As you can see, I'm eating it right now.

I ban Skip for being a candy thief!

I ban Dog because being a candy thief is better than being a noobanner.

I ban Skip because I don't eat candy during easter. Only Halloween candy for me.

I ban TSC because I'm the reason you don't eat candy on Easter.

I ban Skype. Why does your bunny have a mustache?

I ban Sharky because it's a chocolate mustache... of your chocolate.

I ban Sharktooth for questioning the bunny's chocolate covered mouth...

I ban Skip for stealing chocolate..... That is just not right.

I ban Julie for finally figuring it out.

I ban Skip for not getting his bunny contacts...

I ban Skype for going from chicken nuggets to mustache's....