I ban Jules because she used to take care of the noobanners. We shall give that job to Crest.

:parrot:I ban TSC because that sounds good to me....

I ban you both for making me take care of the noobanners!

I ban Crest because we must play the seniority card.

I ban TSC for being a grandpa banner

I ban Crest for being baby banner.

I ban TSC because I'm still growing. I'm off to drink my milk!

I ban Crest to remind her to use the sippy cup.

I ban TSC so I can give him this wheelchair.

http://assets.gearlive.com/blogimage...wheelchair.jpg

It even comes with a nice young man to help you around!

I ban Crest because the chair is electric. I bet you didn't noticed. Why would I need that guy to help me around if the chair is electric.

I ban TSC because the man isn't supposed to push the chair, he's supposed to fetch you stuff and help you get out of the chair and into bed at 4:00 at night.

I ban Crest for offering a lousy chair that has no lift or anything. Besides old people can still walk and stand up.

I ban TSC for I have created this so that you will be one with bad knees and can't walk

I ban Crest for jinxing me.

I ban TSC for believing that was a jinx. It was simply...precognition.