Ever heard of bottomless drinks?

I wish for food.

ok but the food is rly bat um nvm about that eat r chocolatte..... lol

i wish that my guild would be suckish

Granted, but it's made of vampires. -corny drum trick-

I wish that my typing was faster than everybody elses'!

Granted, so while you are typing, your computer can't process it all, and it goes kaboom.

I wish that... sure.

Granted, so the word Sure comes out from nowhere and lands on your head.

"Well, when you leave it that open."

I wish Davy would lose the game.

i LOVE a guild like that & i typoed it was LESS suckish so ya u corrupted yourself lol

I ban Davy for typos cancel out wishes. So I have the right to hit you with the wish-stick. Wish-stick Smash!

I wish Davest would lose the game.

ok but Daves Fire skull wont be too happy & he kills you.
for making him lose

i wish potco would bring back coin flip

Granted, but it's bugged and worse then before, and everyone runs up to you and starts doing coin flip and taking pictures until you lag out. (Yes LAG out not LOG out)

I wish Disney would put the clothes on Live already...

ok but they make ALL your prates Delete & the Permenatley ban your account even tho ur paying for unlimted
i wish that coin flip would return & they added personal space back

Granted, you have your precious coin flip, but whenever you use it you have to do 2000 push ups in real life, no breaks.

I wish that i didn't forget to make a wish.

Granted, you die.

I wish that I had all the legendary weapons, and I would not get banned, lose/trash/sell the legendary weapons or any variation of those, or have my pirate deleted.

Granted, but you lose unlimed and have to start as a level 1 again.

No wish! Wish Stick Smash!

I wish that this thread would continue in prosperity!

Granted, but another thread is not created.
I wish for socks.