I defeat you with your own method and take over the ship.


ICOTS

I throw a rum bone out into the sea. The rest is history.....

ICOTS.

I use my staff to cast 100 Desolation on the ship, eliminating it's mates

ICOTS

I tell you there is great treasure in Ravens cove and it is only found in the night, I make sure your the only off the boat and lure Red spirits to eat you. ICOTS

I bribe the ghosts to eat you as well.

ICOTS

I hide a smoke bomb in your nasty pirate soup. You jump overboard at the taste of sulfur.
ICOTS

I ban Nack because the Sulfer is no match for my Zinc shielding.

ICOTS

You've used the wrong thread for posting bans and lost your position as COTS because of it. (I know.. not very creative xD)

ICOTS!

you lose your position for taking his without good reason
icots

The crew leads a mutiny... but it fails. So I push you over board and a shark happily eats you up.

ICOTS

The shark gets hungrier for human... so he eats the ship.

ICOTS (well... my new one anyway)

However, as you attempt to buy a ship from Darby, you learn that the last SotL was bought out by a -ahem- "Messer Shipsteel." Wonder who he could be?

ICOTS.

But then I decide to buy a War SOTL and you become so furious that your head explodes and leaves a gaping hole in the ship so that it sinks! *catches breath*

That was a mouthful!

Oh yeah! almost forgot..... ICOTS!

Seeing as the ship is sunk, you drown. I put on my scuba diving kit, dive down and become the only captain of a sunken ship.

ICOTS.

You didn't connect my post to Jack's...

ICOTS!