I ban.......... That one guy

I ban Sharky for not knowing who he banned.

I ban Dog for being wrong yet again! I banned that one guy.

I ban Sharky and his amazing logic.

I skip pib to ban Sharky for stealing the Davy Ban! I can see it! I demand one rum bottle.

IBY because that was not the Davy Ban, I banned a person.

I ban Sharky for being Sharky. :peopirate07bouncele Aww snap.... look at the bouncy pirate.

I ban pib for banning me for being myself.

I ban Sharky for I banned you for being Sharky. That is not necessarily you, is it? My logic is confusing, yet so right :D

If your logic is correct, then I believe I am right. Sharky = Sharky, right?

No no no, you see, my logic is quite different. You're Captain Sharktooth, not Sharky, aye? Sure sure, Sharky is your nickname, but it's not your name. So therefore, I am still right.

Oh, and IBY.

Ok then, IBY because there is no person named Sharky.

No, you are Sharky, it is your nickname, it belongs to you, but it is not your name. IBY.

I ban pib for trying to crawl himself out of the hole he dug himself into.

I ban McSharky for helping people dig holes. People can trip and fa- AHHHH!!!!!