I ban Jack for bringing rum into this! After I did of course, but that's not the point!

I ban the faling of counting on the other thread. THIS is hilairous...

I ban the fail of spelling on Jack's side.

I ban Skipperdoo for offering a brief respite from the bottles of rum!

I ban Jack for doing the same!

I ban all the Noobanners for filling this thread with noobish bans. TSC will be ashamed.

I ban Davy for not witnessing the insanity. You must... see. Believe!

I ban Jack for still thinking that this insanity is good, legitimate bans.

I ban Davy for not knowing... the pain.. unbearable... the laughter... fatal!

I ban Jack for not responding to my ban.

I ban Davy, for I will, after I sleep and allow my head to have time to re-assimilate.

Night Good.

I ban Jack for implying that his mind assimilated to begin with.

I ban Sven for starting this thread early! Don't fall into the same foolishness that I once dove into.

*leaves time machine* Ah, no where are we? Oh yes, I ban Jack for saying goodnight to the entire world, when it's really his time-zone he should be dismissing.

I ban Skiperdoo for being unaware of other time-zone's bedtimes.

I ban DF because I ashamed of my student for failing to teach the most basic banning skills to all the Noobanners that he lured in here.

I will have no mercy on anyone from now on! My wrath and bans will be swift and relentless. You have no chance. I will make some of you cry. I have done so before I must do it again.

I will ban you all!!

The Great One has spoken!!